Lady parts panic: Libs claim Romney will ban tampons; threaten to kill him, 'bleed on his face'

Lefties’ fantasies about Mitt Romney’s “War on Women” have gotten a whole lot bloodier.

Evidently Romney is no longer content to meddle with their precious lady parts. Now he’s coming for their Tampax.

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Romney wants to outlaw tampons? He must really hate the wimmenz!

Or not.

Once again, the liberal brain trust has bought into an absurd hoax. This one appears to have started with a satire article published months ago at the Free Wood Post. The site is headed with the tag line “news that’s almost reliable” and has a satire disclaimer right up at the top. But for many GOP haters, this quote was too good to check.

It is unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object into her body for the sake of stopping the menstrual flow. I, as well as several others seek to eliminate the sales of such objects. Women should let nature take care of itself the way that our Almighty Creator intended. To try to manipulate and control such an occurrence goes against God’s plan for women.

Of course, that quote was attributed to Rep. Darrell Issa in the Free Wood Post’s satire piece. But like satire, reading is hard.

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Sure, people could research a bizarre story like this with a little-known site called “Google.” But then how would they breathlessly tweet their outrage and violent intentions?

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If Romney bans tampons I'll shove a whole box of tampons up his asshole and his dick (-: motherfucker

— coneja mala (@loseourminds) October 7, 2012

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If Romney stops the sales of tampons I will shove 10 up his ass.

— Emmy (@EmmyMcCord) October 9, 2012

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Proving that not every woman lives up to the “lady” portion of “lady parts,” many Romney haters tweeted their plans to menstruate on Romney’s face or in his mouth after he carries out his War on Tampons.

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Fucking Willard Romney wants to stop stores from selling tampons. How about I just period on your face, Romney?

— Enita Cehic ? (@enitacehic) October 9, 2012

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Does Romney really wanna ban tampons where the hell else am I supposed to bleed then pads don't cut it I guess I'll bleed on his face.

— Sarah (@mymacandcheese) October 9, 2012

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@Romione69 BLEED ON EVERYTHING THEY LOVE *squats on mitt Romney's mouth* I BET THAT TURNS THE BASTARD ON

— ☆clo☆ (@Dracos_snitch) October 6, 2012

All class, these dames. All class.

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