Shut the windows! Seal the doors! The air has âtea baggerâ cooties!
Some celebs have threatened to move to Canada if elections donât go their way, but that might not be far enough away for Cher. Can she ever be certain sheâs not breathing air that passed through the noses and mouths of Romney and his evil puppeteers?
https://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/199804393862868992
Anyone else curious how Cher decides what words deserve the all caps treatment? Seems a little haphazard, but since weâre not out of our minds with ignorant RAGE, maybe weâre not seeing the method to her madness.
https://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/199804802899771392
She has to go before she gets âa little perturbedâ? Honey, that ship has sailed so far past perturbed itâs almost made its way home again. But at least sheâs going to bed ⌠or not:
https://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/199810100330905601
Those tea baggers really keep her up at night. She was all tucked in and then bam! Back for one more tweet.
Honestly, if Cher is really releasing a new song inspired by her early morning meltdowns, we canât wait to see the reactions. Twitchy gold!
UPDATE:
Apparently Cher thinks her tweet about âRight Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Mastersâ was so clever, she tweeted it again at 10:42 a.m. ET:
https://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/199871809586348034