Leftists on CNN’s NewsNight Blame Nick Shirley, Trump, and Racism Instead of Somali...
Beyond the Pale: Code-Talker Tim Walz Tosses White Guys Under the Bus to...
CNN’s Abby Phillip Portrays Somali ‘Daycare’ Workers As Victims of Independent Journalist...
'Finally, Something NOT Infuriating!' NASA's Shot of Pluto's Icy Mountains Graces the Time...
UK Citizen Keir Starmer Was 'Delighted' to Have Back Home Says Zionists Are...
X User Posts About 'Immigrants Robbing You' but Accidentally Flexes Billionaires Who DIDN'...
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey Addresses the Somali Community in Somali to Defy Donald...
CNN Laments That 'MAGA Journalist' Nick Shirley Had No Guardrails
Brian Krassenstein Calls Fraud 'Racist' Because Thinking Past Talking Points Is Hard
Tim Walz's Worst Nightmare: A Round-Up of the Funniest Somali Fraud Memes Taking...
Tampon Tim's Go-To Move: Blame Trump for Billion-Dollar Minnesota Fraud Mess
CBS News Gives Its Analysis of Nick Shirley’s Viral Video, Finds No Recorded...
Marco Rubio Orders US Embassies to Analyze Government Policies That Facilitate Mass Migrat...
Catherine Herridge: Kash Patel Says Fraud Probes Were Buried Under Biden
From Bad to Worse: Mocked Politico Reporter Doubles Down, Insists Warning of Shootings...

Meet Julia, the new composite woman in Obama's life

Advertisement

Julia is just a girl. A wee damsel in distress, all but helpless against the villainous GOP.

Who will save Julia from a lifetime of poverty, disease, and discrimination? Enter Julia’s knight in shining armor—everyone’s knight in shining armor—Sir Barack Obama.

Julia is the star sob story in the Obama campaign’s new interactive tool. And “tool” is right. She exists solely to demonstrate the heroic super powers of The One.

https://twitter.com/smoothskinnh/status/198044240230621184

Sure, Julia may have to give up a little freedom and independence. But no worries, Papa Government has her covered:

https://twitter.com/jeffemanuel/status/198034154582056960

Advertisement

No, really. Barack Obama has her covered for life:

https://twitter.com/keder/statuses/198040116281872384

Apparently Sandra Fluke wasn’t adequate as the campaign’s tool of choice, so she’s been replaced by a creepy graphic.

See, unlike uppity womenfolk, graphics know their place. There’s no hen-pecking, no asking for stuff, none of that irksome hurting their brains with the thinking. Just smile and look purdy, Julia!

Oops, sorry, Julia can’t smile. Sadly, she has no mouth. Just the way Democrats like their women.

https://twitter.com/smoothskinnh/status/198044240230621184

Here’s a glimpse of Julia’s golden life under Obama:

Advertisement

Gosh, that’s a long presidency. Long live The Patriarchy™!

The right side of the Twitterverse couldn’t help but mock the birth of Julia.

https://twitter.com/chuck_dizzle/status/198037197734166528

https://twitter.com/marciashingleto/status/198041156947415040

https://twitter.com/tnacgal/status/198041654643527680

Advertisement

https://twitter.com/GPollowitz/status/198048413374357504

https://twitter.com/ScottCempa/status/198066051982950401

So, when will we see the Life of Brian Terry as a feature on Barack Obama’s campaign site?

Michelle took to Twitter to tell Brian Terry’s story this afternoon using the #lifeofBrianTerry hashtag. Make sure to read the whole thing.

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement