'Shut down the internet': After 'grueling competition,' Exjon reveals Best Conservative Columnist List for 2014

After much anticipation, Jon Gabriel has revealed his Best Conservative Columnist List for 2014. And the winner…

https://twitter.com/HollyRFisher/status/549645616734031873

In fact, he’s the one and only member of the list.

Congratulations immediately started pouring in for him in receiving this honor.

@HollyRFisher @exjon
Nobody else even holds a cup to him!

— R.O.C.K. in the ? (@ROCKInTheUSSA) December 29, 2014

It's about time! “@exjon: The votes are tallied! Presenting the Complete Best Conservative Columnist List of 2014! http://t.co/7RPgKAh75x”

— CUSA Editor (@WagnerDavidN) December 29, 2014

@exjon Whew! I was afraid Hillary won.

— Bill (@WLFManBill) December 29, 2014

https://twitter.com/jonnysayhey/status/549647132597026816

Congrats! RT @exjon: The votes are tallied! Presenting the Complete Best Conservative Columnist List of 2014! http://t.co/rOoJepMD5S

— A.J. Winkelspecht (@ajwink) December 29, 2014

@exjon After #1, there was no point scrolling to the rest. Just shut down the internet.

— Paul J9 (@Paul_J9) December 29, 2014

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@exjon I was robbed. Recount the hanging chads!

— EJ Hill (@EJHill_PSC) December 29, 2014

@exjon Congratulations on achieving such an honorable award! 🙂

— Laurie D (@LolosInTheHouse) December 29, 2014

And for his acceptance speech…

@LHudson It was a grueling competition. I think I've earned a nap.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 29, 2014

You make a good point. RT @RichRatay Really, was there any other choice?

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 29, 2014

Now I need to tabulate the votes for the "Hawtest Conservative Dudes in the Universe" list…

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 29, 2014