NY Post headline on Jets QB Sam Darnold wins for most ridiculous headline of the day

The only thing that would’ve made this headline better (as in, more ridiculous) is if it included a “BREAKING NEWS” banner:

Sam Darnold gets 'wasted' and 'hooks up with girl' after Jets' big win https://t.co/jTlhsk2Ko1 pic.twitter.com/GEyoyl6H3s

— New York Post (@nypost) November 26, 2019

22-year-old professional athletes — how do they work?

BREAKING NEWS: Sam Darnold is a 22 year old professional athlete https://t.co/F4waG6pl8z

— Adam Trahan (@AdamTrahan) November 26, 2019

He was celebrating the team’s 34-3 win over the Oakland Raiders:

How we're pullin' up to #VictoryMonday.@poolioo | #TakeFlight pic.twitter.com/V2JB5YVyT3

— New York Jets (@nyjets) November 25, 2019

Keep in mind, he did get to bed at a reasonable hour:

Oli Coleman is a creep and a half for writing this. 22 year old goes out after 3 game win streak and heads home at 1230 am?

— Jets Opinion (@JetsOpinion) November 26, 2019

And people have thoughts:

This is news?

— Gene Killian (@genethelawyer) November 26, 2019

I would never have done any of that at his age. And by any of that, I mean quarterback an NFL team to a victory. The rest of that stuff, you betcha.

— Pouncing Tac? (@Claiborne_David) November 26, 2019

Good for him. pic.twitter.com/wUtxSWvnvV

— The Truth™ (@JameyMessina) November 26, 2019

The next Joe Namath, maybe?

Lol this is news? Really let's ask Broadway Joe if that's acceptable lol let the kid enjoy the moment

— Big Tom (@hesaidwhatt) November 26, 2019

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I would expect nothing less from a 22 year-old NFL QB in NYC. Good for him. Broadway Joe would approve.

— MetsGrouch (@MetsGrouch) November 26, 2019

Namath would be proud #takeflight

— James Toast (@_JToast) November 26, 2019

Investigative journalism!

The article is tmz smut and literally says you sent "a spy"

— The Mighty Thor (@PennStateThor) November 26, 2019

There were mono jokes, too (Darnold contracted mononucleosis earlier this season):

What’s the worse that could happen? pic.twitter.com/lu0BtRDCZ9

— Stacy (@LaikaSpaceDog) November 26, 2019

darnold chasing mono for a second time, living on the edge

love to see it

— Austin Gayle (@PFF_AustinGayle) November 26, 2019

“this is how you get mono”
-boomers

— hot pocket? (@3×5) November 26, 2019