Apparently John Kerry dreams of playing soccer for #TeamUSA ... women's soccer, that is #USWNT #Rio2016

John Kerry posted this lighthearted tweet last night, but there’s just one problem — the U.S. Men’s National Team did not qualify for Olympics this year:

Proud to lead the US delegation & support #TeamUSA at the #Rio2016 Olympic Games. I’ve been practicing just in case… pic.twitter.com/OgZ3vfzMtb

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry) August 2, 2016

.@JohnKerry @meredithdake Newsflash: Our men's soccer team didn't qualify! Might want to practice something else. #Rio2016

— Slade O'Brien (@SladeOBrien) August 2, 2016

D’oh!

Or maybe Secretary Kerry now self-identifies as a woman, because the Women’s National Team is in Rio, with their first match set for 6 p.m. tonight:

It's an OLYMPIC GAME DAY!

? #USAvNZL
⏰ Today: 6pm ET
? @NBCSN @NBCUniverso
?? https://t.co/haxJOeAZJr#Rio2016 #USA pic.twitter.com/sBiU2pxuSm

— U.S. Soccer WNT (@USWNT) August 3, 2016

We’re pretty sure they won’t need Sec. Kerry’s help.

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