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'Gruber is probably correct': 'Everyone' wants to know the brand of oil used on Kim Kardashian's butt?

Sam Stein of the HuffPo noticed a somewhat odd story in the New York Daily News this morning titled, “Meet the man who smeared Kim Kardashian in baby oil for controversial butt pic talks photo shoot.” For real:

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And Stein’s readers joined him in mocking the paper:

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Oh, and this line from the story just might signal the end of the world:

“Everyone keeps asking me about it,” he said. “It’s so crazy. It’s just a basic baby oil product.”

“Everyone” is asking about the oil. Really? If so, we’re doomed.

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