Meanwhile, in South Australia, walking your dog is now not allowed because of Covid-19:

What. The. F***:

Of course, there’s no science to back this up:

What if the dog wears a mask?

And does this apply to all pets?

“We’re not this insane” in America. . . yet:

NOBODY SHOW THIS TO GOV. CUOMO:

Once a penal colony, always a penal colony?

Screenshot for posterity:

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