The DNC announced today that they’re eliminating the donor threshold for the next debate, opening the door for billionaire Mike Bloomberg to buy his way onto the stage:

Here are the new qualifications:

It’s happening:

Bloomberg’s first FEC filing shows he’s spent almost $200 million so far:

But don’t feel bad for him just yet. His Super Bowl ad is like a normal person buying a movie ticket:

What’s funny is they’re making room for Bloomberg right after Cory Booker and Julian Castro bowed out:

Drag them, Oliver!

2020 is only getting better:

Although, for Dems who are mad, Tom Perez did warn that this was what he was going to do: