Aaron Rupar Stunned What Donald Trump Said About Lifelong Devout Catholic Joe Biden
NBC News Reports That President Biden Has Grown Angry About Re-Election Effort
The New Yorker Describes the 'Repressive, Authoritarian Soul' of 'Thomas the Tank Engine'...
Washington Post Writer Back With Another Hot Take on Whiteness and Country Radio
Color Us COMPLETELY Unsurprised: LAPD Task Force Created to Deal with Gangs of...
Media Matters Ari Drennen Plays Stupid, Claims You Need A DNA Test to...
New York Times Reports That 'Raunchy Christians' Are Turning Toward the Risqué
Best Economy Ever, Jack! More Americans Dip Into Retirement Savings to Make Ends...
Democrats Again Defending Dignity of MS-13 Gang Members
WATCH: Video of Nashville PD Physical Fitness Test Is MAJOR Cringe
Sen. Brian Schatz Tells Headline Writers How to Take Donald Trump Quote Out...
SHOCKING NEWS: New Study Reports Woke People Are Likely to Be Depressed and...
It's a Bloodbath (Hoax) Out There!
CNN Obviously Has No Problem With 'Bloodbath' When THEY Use the Word
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson Concerned First Amendment Hamstrings Government

'Ruin me with fries': Primanti Bros. comes through -- BIG TIME -- for guy going through a tough breakup

Primanti Bros., the iconic Pittsburgh-based sandwich shop, came through big time for a guy going through a breakup with his girlfriend.

“Just………ruin me with fries,” wrote the heartbroken guy on his online order. “I’m drinking this handle of Canadian Club. I’m trying to get her face out of my head. and all this fat bastard is asking you for is just F*CK ME UP with fries so I can drink and eat my troubles away”:

Advertisement

And they did just that! The restaurant not only “f*cked him up with fries,” but threw in a free piece of pie:

The orderer was so grateful that he left a glowing review, saying “I’m about half in the grave, but these folks made me smile EVEN ONCE against what I’m dealing with”:

Now, we don’t know what’s next for our hero Cory, but corporate is involved:

But whatever corporate wants, Cory’s job is safe. Phew:

Stay tuned…

***

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement