While this explosive headline sounds like it could almost apply to the $1.7 trillion omnibus spending bill being rammed through the Senate, it’s actually exactly what it sounds like. Yep, some French guy loaded a WW1 era artillery shell into his aft mortar … on purpose.
We mostly comment on politics, but sometimes we all just need to laugh, and this story was the perfect setup for Twitter users to have a … umm … blast.
Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation https://t.co/QPGnb9iVKs pic.twitter.com/u1SpRbF8mk
— New York Post (@nypost) December 20, 2022
As you might have guessed, the man quickly became the butt of scores of Twitter jokes.
We’ll share some of the best comments here, but you’ll have to look yourself if you want to see some of the more incendiary remarks. LOL.
Rectum!!!???
Damn near killed em!!! pic.twitter.com/jyLmoD5YJ0— #GlobeEarther 🌎 (@Bsmith_KCMO) December 21, 2022
Wocka! Wocka! Wocka!
Obvious joke is obvious, but it had to be done!
I'm mortarfied
— Salvadore (@SalvadoreYoga) December 20, 2022
LOL. Nice.
“All Quiet On The Rectum Front” https://t.co/13WEo0nxsN
— Andy Espresso (@RelocationBoss) December 21, 2022
Okay, that’s good. LOL.
It was a one-in-a-million shot, doctor. One-in-a-million.
– Frank Costanza— Sammy 🇺🇸Ultra (@SOS_Fitness) December 20, 2022
Respect.
I've heard of explosive diarrhea before but this is overkill.
— Carson (@JeepnutHarris) December 21, 2022
HAHA!
Why would @libsoftiktok do this?
— Put Children First (@kidsb4grownups) December 20, 2022
LOLOLOL!
Butt why??? 🤷♀️
— Debiwin (@Debiwin2) December 21, 2022
Well done.
— RealKrisKo🇨🇦 (@RealKrisKo) December 20, 2022
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Hey, we had to see it, so you have to see it.
The jokes just keep writing themselves. pic.twitter.com/xgonqFC6hY
— Sean Leon (@BlueKing9999) December 21, 2022
Yes, yes, they do.
Dirty bomb lodged in mans rectum while sunbathing? https://t.co/hGDz7YyvxO
— Lost Pips (@JustinTime202) December 21, 2022
Dirty. Bomb. LOL.
Gotta hear both sides… https://t.co/YiiwfYiI0m
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) December 21, 2022
Bwahaha!
It was silent but deadly
— Dom (@mamabear3712) December 21, 2022
Dead. LOL.
Fire in the hole! https://t.co/ntao3V5Pqq
— Flying Floof (@Da_Floofy_One) December 21, 2022
Exactly!
Is it really that hard to not stick stuff up your backside? https://t.co/hb6HF7X4Wv
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) December 21, 2022
Apparently it is. Hey, we’re just here to keep reporting your reactions to these bombshell stories.
We’ll close it out with this one.
I finally found someone who loves history more than me. https://t.co/zd2JwVDZwp
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) December 21, 2022
In the immortal words of Archduke Franz Ferdinand: ‘So this is how you welcome your guests – with bombs!’
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