If you have not been subjected to the wry humor of long-time Twitter comedian Cranky Gordon, or Cranky ‘Republicans Killed My Nephew(s)’Gordon, as he is calling himself these days, prepare yourself for a belly-laugh. Cranky took a moment to compile a collection of frequent scenes from the so-called left side of Twitter that many have come to know so, so well.
Why I love Democrat Twitter – An Illustrated Story
Act 1: The question and the fringey reponse pic.twitter.com/SkcuuKje8z
— Cranky "Republicans Killed My Nephew(s)" Gordon (@StillCrankyAF) May 30, 2022
Stereotypes are rooted in accuracy and CG has carefully documented examples, but *do your own research (*unnecessary disclaimer).
Act 2: The Battle of the Virtuous White Women pic.twitter.com/g6K2kMTab4
— Cranky "Republicans Killed My Nephew(s)" Gordon (@StillCrankyAF) May 30, 2022
Yes, the nice white woman, said, ‘Nice and white of you!’
Act 3: The attempted save pic.twitter.com/LOd5f58ej8
— Cranky "Republicans Killed My Nephew(s)" Gordon (@StillCrankyAF) May 30, 2022
And the final climactic scene – The Cancelation/Pile On pic.twitter.com/ywLKYZbAVR
— Cranky "Republicans Killed My Nephew(s)" Gordon (@StillCrankyAF) May 30, 2022
It’s a wonder Cranky Gordon is still tweeting after injecting so much truth into the Twittersphere in a humorous fashion. You will have to expand the Tweets to get the full version of the screenshots. But the context is that someone adores all-white Democratic candidates and everyone is offended, and identity politics is once again to blame – for everything.
Racists!
So, they had a Samoan, three African-Americans, a Latinx, a Jamaican-Indian (who identifies as black), an Asian-American, an American Indian (go with me), and it was the Whitest ever?
I'll concede that the communists and the biggest dumbasses were white.
— Chief Lake Bum (@dustopian) May 30, 2022
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It’s like there is a manual for the woke guiding them on how to irritate and annoy with cunning hypocrisy and outrageous responses that are devoid of anything resembling reality. At least we can see the humor in it.
This thread is art. https://t.co/4qwU9Tmk8Q
— St. James (@james_hunt) May 30, 2022
Amazing 😂 https://t.co/pVekmeFoSr
— Sara (@SaraThatcherCA) May 30, 2022
What a toxic place 😂 https://t.co/BMQk7y1OiJ
— Bobby Silver (@BobbySilver_) May 30, 2022
Nod to Cranky Gordon for sharing the relatable humor needed to survive such a toxic environment and counteract the redundant tactics of the progressive Left. Keep calling out the hypocrisy, keep mocking the sanctimonious absurdity. The culture wars are not over yet.
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