And by “**Everybody” we mean “**Anybody whose enjoyment of life is tethered to waiting for Taylor Swift to sign up for The Resistance”:
Congrats to the now 28-year-old Taylor Swift for being the only person who seemed to enjoy 2017 https://t.co/hzLG8uMn42
— New York Magazine (@NYMag) December 15, 2017
Fired “Beyoncé prof” Kevin Allred obviously isn’t the only one whose year has somehow been ruined by Swift’s focus on her career instead of politics.
https://twitter.com/amber_athey/status/941788327224672256
Taylor Swift has a very good year and manages to stay out of the political fray.
Conservatives: Congrats on a great year
Liberals: She must be a closet racist bigot that hates gays, women, Mexicans, and puppies https://t.co/qSDrnSrdJE
— Hammy Thanksgiving ? ✈ (@e2pilot) December 16, 2017
Simply amazing.
leave her alone douchebags
— ? Bean ? (@BeanfromPa) December 16, 2017
Slay queen. I hope she continues to enjoy life and never mention Trump even once just to drive these ninnies crazy. https://t.co/yPgUVuz199
— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) December 15, 2017
JFC. Find a hobby, you vampires https://t.co/hUVnQqftB3
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) December 16, 2017
You sure can make some fine whine with those sour grapes.
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) December 16, 2017
Lol you're so mad and butthurt, it's the best https://t.co/9INNvhB4hU
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) December 16, 2017
An entire publication bemoaning the fact that someone had a productive, successful year.
Taylor Swift, now living rent free in the minds of those who consider themselves to be the elite. https://t.co/wj2fUZq3ud
— Nieds Dead Horse (@NDH_j_m_f) December 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/robbysoave/status/941789492586995712
"I wish everybody else was as miserable as I am." A perfect encapsulation of feminism. https://t.co/Probi83pBN
— ?It's?Almost ⛄️Christmas? (@jtLOL) December 16, 2017
How dare somebody not be miserable https://t.co/7GfWGfU2FW
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) December 15, 2017