'None of the above’: Hillary's hair confession confirms 4 qualities, according to Ron Fournier

Hillary Clinton has admitted that she colors her hair, and would continue to do so if elected president:

“All of our presidents come into office looking so vigorous,” Clinton said at a campaign stop in South Carolina. “Then we watch them. They grow grayer and grayer and by the time they leave? They’re as white as the building they live in.”

“Now I may not be the youngest candidate in the race,” Clinton continued, building slowly to her punch line and employing a Southern drawl. “But I have one big advantage: I’ve been coloring my hair for years.” Clinton smiled cheekily and the crowd erupted in laughs and cheers. “Nooooooo,” she said, shaking her finger and smiling. “You’re not going to see me turning white in the White House.”

Mission accomplished on this front, according to Ron Fournier:

Charming. Endearing. Funny. Authentic. http://t.co/MBGCmXRhRK @HillaryClinton

— Ron Fournier (@ron_fournier) May 29, 2015

Once you can fake sincerity you can get the media on your side! And what’s more “authentic” than Hillary’s occasional southern drawl?

@ron_fournier @HillaryClinton Just asking, are you seriously saying Hillary is "authentic", or in this instance specifically?

— Woody Feliciano (@wdy922) May 29, 2015

https://twitter.com/CraigSwinson/status/604239798048575488

@ron_fournier @HillaryClinton I would bet that Carly Fiorina colors her hair. That too should make her well qualified to be president

— Gay Tompkins (@Gaytompk) May 29, 2015

https://twitter.com/Jack0Spades/status/604253995033628672

@ron_fournier @HillaryClinton None of the above.

— P. Dawg Knight ?????? (@PDawgKnight) May 29, 2015

@ron_fournier @HillaryClinton Must be opposite day.

— BitterKlinger (@Ohio_Grassman) May 29, 2015

That is the checklist @HillaryClinton goes over before each campaign stop as a reminder@ron_fournier @TheRickWilsonhttps://t.co/QSFs5E6RFw

— Brad Slager: It's Lt-Col-VP-Rev-Kaiser, SIR ? ? (@MartiniShark) May 29, 2015

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@MartiniShark @HillaryClinton @ron_fournier Those aren't actual personality traits; they're software subroutines.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) May 29, 2015

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