Kathleen Sebelius reminded that 'punch lists' aren't typically used at train wrecks

Good news everybody, Kathleen Sebelius’ team is making quick decisions. What could possibly go wrong?

We’re working through a punch list of problems, making quick decisions w/ developers & resolving issues in real time: http://t.co/qnUd3guC0f

— Kathleen Sebelius (@SecSebelius) October 28, 2013

Punch list? That’s like showing up at a massive oil spill with a Swiffer:

@sebelius punch lists include items like smudged paint, not rewriting millions of lines of code.

— Duchess of Sass AnnaD (@AnnaDsays) October 28, 2013

Yes, railroad personnel don’t take a “punch list” to a train wreck.

Punch list this—>@Sebelius Almost 1.5 Million Have Lost Their Insurance Plan Already Due To Obamacare http://t.co/PzzoUeDxPS

— Deplorable Petr (@PragueArtist) October 28, 2013

Also, there’s this from HHS:

We’ve resolved issues with eligibility notices on @HealthCareGov – check out our latest tech update for more: http://t.co/XbuF266F6U

— HHS.gov (@HHSGov) October 28, 2013

Just in time:

.@HHSGov @HealthCareGov That's cool, because October 1 is almost here!

— Area Man (@lheal) October 28, 2013