Bad news, ladies: Mayor Filner will not meet privately with you in August

No “Meet the Mayor” hours at all next month? Where are San Diego’s women supposed to get their unsolicited, way-too-tight hugs?

Here’s the least surprising press release of the month:

Press release just emailed out from office of Mayor #Filner probably won't surprise anyone… pic.twitter.com/JNigFFLBxf

— Catherine Garcia (@CatherineNBCSD) July 31, 2013

According to the press release, Filner “looks forward to resuming” the “Meet the Mayor” sessions in September, which seems unlikely.

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