Shudder: Filthy Filner will cling to his mayorship, remain skeezy while doing so [pics]

This afternoon, the randy, handsy San Diego Mayor finally addressed the public regarding his penchant for perversion. He conceded that his “failure to respect women and the intimidating conduct [he] engaged in at times is inexcusable,” but he’s not ready to throw in the towel just yet:

That’s right: Filner’s not going anywhere — at least as far as his mayorship is concerned. He announced that he’ll be entering a two-week “rehab” program to come to terms with his failings and “become a better person.”

Now, few people are convinced that two weeks of vaca- er, rehab will rid Filner of his fondness for harassing women:

Maybe there’s a chance the therapists can do something about this:

The horror!

Ugh. Heaven help us if Filner starts hanging out with this guy.

  • Stephen L. Hall

    Reminds me of an old saying: By the age of 40, you have the face you have earned.

  • Guest

    god, he’s so dang creepy looking!

    • trixiewoobeans

      And you can’t fix “creepy!”

  • BoscoBolt

    “Hey ladies … sorry about all that groping stuff … can’t we still be friends … really, really special friends … like, maybe tonight?”

  • CHHR

    And for your Friday afternoon reading pleasure…

    In Possibly Strategic Move, Filner Supporter Starts Recall Campaign
    http://voiceofsandiego.org/2013/07/26/in-possibly-strategic-move-filner-supporter-starts-recall-campaign/

  • NRPax

    I’d swear that when he gets home, he peels off the skin mask to reveal the reptilian creature underneath.

  • LinTaylor

    “Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”

    http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/18029/jack-nicholson_joker.jpg

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Shorter………. “Yes I harassed those women, but I pretty much expect you people will buy my UNheartfelt appology, and I fully expect most of you will forget about it over the next two weeks while I lay low and hope more Weiner pics surface in New York or some other scandal detracts your attention away from me”

  • TYPE O NEGATIVE

    This guy is uglier than Wiener, who knew it was possible?

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    Leave Filner alone! He’s almost a human!

  • Roger Taylor

    For the love of God, somebody tell me that was photoshopped!

    That’s a face that could launch a thousand Steven King novels…

  • Clete Torres

    That is one creepy-looking SOB.
    Glad I didn’t see him last week when I was in SD.

  • greatunconformity

    If Mr. Roper and Mr. Furley had a child…

  • gekkobear

    “The behavior I have engaged in over many years is wrong,” Filner said in
    a press conference. “My failure to respect women and the intimidating
    conduct I engaged in at times is inexcusable.”

    So I’ll keep my job, get a bit of “therapy” and it’ll all be good and Democrats will excuse it again. Since it’s San Diego I don’t need anyone but Democrats to be ok with me…

    What? Oh, you thought I MEANT “inexcusable” when I said it… yeah, I didn’t mean any of that crap. Just trying to protect my phony-baloney job here.

    • gekkobear

      And in two weeks he’ll be cured; which surprises me.

      I thought it took about 40 days to properly cure a ham.

  • trixiewoobeans

    To the tune of “There’s No Business Like Show Business”

    There’s no perverts
    Like Dem perverts
    They smile when they are low.
    Always trying to cop a little feeling…
    Always trying to grope inside your skirt,
    Purchasing some Ladies of the Evening…

    And sending pictures…without their shirt!

  • GaryTheBrave

    People actually voted for THAT!?

  • CatHerder

    Didn’t we just hear something of the sort a few days ago? Can’t recall the fella’s name, but it seems to me it rhymed with ‘meaner’.

  • Jeremy
  • Richard Wayne

    Kinda has a Sandusky look to him, just sayin’…

    • Jeremy

      Yeah he does and who knows what else he has done in his past.

  • John W.

    For the victims of this repulsive man’s actions, quite possibly the worst part of the experience would be having that semi-humanoid face just inches away while his hands were squeezing and clutching and groping their bodies. And I can easily envision him giggling deviously the entire time, leering at his victims with that same grin on his face.

  • KansasGirl

    He looks like a lizard.
    Geez.

  • twistedgenius

    Kinda reminds me of Joe Bidens creepy smile also.

  • Guest

    I’m surprised no one has thought of this “smiling Bob”. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw his photo. :-)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYuBDIWpvT4

  • EllisWyatt

    I’m surprised no one has thought of the other “Smiling Bob”. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw Filner’s photo. :-)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYuBDIWpvT4

    • Joel A. Edge

      Smiling Bob looks decent in comparison. I’d have to agree with the Joker comment.

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    He looks like a Nazi caricature of Jewish people.