New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is urging everyone to change their behavior in order to battle “climate change”:

Actually, there should have been an asterisk next to “everyone”:

How so very NOT surprising:

There’s a different rule book for the elite:

Bingo!

De Blasio’s explanation boiled down to his time being really important because he’s busy, unlike the rest of Americans who are supposed to do what he says and not what he does.