Earlier, I published a post that was so insane, I'm still not sure it's a brilliant parody of a liberal. A self-described search engine optimization expert claims "a source in SEO" says President Trump insisted that the operation in Iran be called Operation Epic Fury so that, when people started typing "Trump Epstein" into Google, Trump Epic Fury would pop up first in the autosuggestions.
As I said in that post, I checked the guy's timeline, and he seems to be a legitimate TDS sufferer.
A long time ago, when I first saw a post from Three Year Letterman, I started writing a post about it until it became clear that it was a parody account. When Trump says he was cutting off trade with Spain on Tuesday, he posted this:
I literally cannot name one thing that Spain 🇵🇹 does better than America
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) March 3, 2026
Twelve-thousand replies?
The average Spaniard is more likely to have replied to this tweet in anger than to have showered during the last month
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) March 3, 2026
Yikes
Normally I would agree with you Coach, but I think you're forgetting tequila and Cinco de Mayo
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 3, 2026
One person who obviously didn't get the joke was periodista Helena Villar. (One thing I learned from my Babbel app is that periodista means journalist.)
Education. That’s the Portuguese flag sir. https://t.co/y2amJVxsX9
— Helena Villar (@HelenaVillarO) March 4, 2026
The only reason I'm picking on Villar is that she was reposted by Tom Morello, guitarist of the capitalist success story Rage Against the Machine.
If you don't know who Morello is, he's more insufferable than Bruce Springsteen when it comes to trashing the United States while on tour overseas. In fact, they're so tight, Morello is joining Springsteen on tour:
Tom Morello Postpones Solo Shows to Join Bruce Springsteen’s Land of Hope and Dreams U.S. Tour: ‘In The Spirit of Freedom, Justice and Rock N’ Roll’https://t.co/Y4Q2jE2hMg
— billboard (@billboard) February 25, 2026
Billboard reports that The Boss joined fellow Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Morello at his Minneapolis show on January 30 to perform his anti-ICE anthem "Streets of Minneapolis." Whose anti-ICE song is worse, Springsteen's or U2's ode to Renee Good?
Oops 🤭 pic.twitter.com/dlMzVrDYIW
— Angilwi (@Mzombe) March 4, 2026
Oh dear. You've been Letterman'ed.
— Suzy Redd (@suzy_redd) March 4, 2026
Hazel, you’re out of your league here. Coach is a citizen of America, the first and best country AND a notary public. He decides whose flag is what.
— Carl (@HistoryBoomer) March 4, 2026
Spoken like someone who turns doorknobs with ease, Helga.
— Ryan Elliott (@ryanelliott) March 4, 2026
It’s crazy how many people this guy rage baits and still succeeds
— Joel Brand (@CaptainGunshow) March 4, 2026
Morello reposting her, though … what's pièce de résistance in Spanish?
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