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Congressional Candidate: Don't Worry About School Sickness Because Man With Brain Worm Is In Charge

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We've written about Eric Garcia, a candidate for Congress from California, before, because he's an idiot. Just a couple of weeks ago, our own Doug Powers wrote a post on him swallowing the House Oversight Democrats' latest stunt, hook, line, and sinker:

No, you moron, their faces are blacked out to make idiots assume that they were children and victims of child rape. The unredacted photo has been floating around for a decade.

I also wrote a piece about him trolling the White House after they posted a photo of Donald and Melania Trump handing out Halloween candy:

I guess this is his brand, kind of like the Gavin Newsom Press Office account. 

ABC News reports that one school in Kansas has dismissed students three days early due to an outbreak of illness. "'The symptoms were ranging from all over the place. We had staff that was not only throwing up, but had diarrhea. We had body aches, fevers, bronchitis, strep throat, and the one common thing with all of it was terrible headaches,' [Superintendent and Principal K.B.] Criss said, adding that other leading symptoms included congestion, coughs, and fever."

Kids have never gotten sick before. What changed? Easy — President Donald Trump appointed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to be the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Yes, because RFK scared one school's parents into not vaccinating their kids against the flu.

Garcia is a Democrat running in California, so he'll probably win. He's delusional like his governor, Gavin Newsom, though — he's chosen to campaign against Donald Trump even though he won't be running again.

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