Here’s a fun tweet from Monday night, when the National Weather Service issued a tornado watch for Douglas County in Kansas. The Lawrence Police Department tried to get citizens to take the warning seriously:
Some people read this as “deck sitting in a lawn chair with a bottle of whiskey season.”
Those without a death wish read it as “take necessary safety precautions for the possibility of severe weather.”
Please be the latter. https://t.co/waR4q4Ugg0
— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) May 6, 2019
There’s just no reaching some people.
Pft, I'll get my whiskey and my shotgun
— Andy R. (@arobidy) May 6, 2019
Please don’t shoot at the tornados. https://t.co/NEA3CDftQS
— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) May 6, 2019
It will only make them angrier
— Jacob Wallace (@jawallace27) May 6, 2019
I thought this was America https://t.co/TSMU1mLwi2
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) May 7, 2019
Did a tornado write this?
— Cameron (@doyouevenlift25) May 7, 2019
— Amanda ? 25 Weeks to #SPNDC (@sinnerforhire) May 7, 2019
— Upton (@Upton_4) May 7, 2019
This casual bigotry against the fine men and women (and children) of flyover country is disgusting. https://t.co/FW2pM5fok6
— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) May 7, 2019
Here, hold my beer. #shootinTornados
— the_bbq_dj (@DJswagg13) May 6, 2019
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I wasn’t even going to, until you gave me the idea. #Thanks!
— Giovanni Lido (@Giovanni_Lido) May 7, 2019
My flag, my shotgun, & my pocket Constitution are the only permits I need. pic.twitter.com/0YSJg6hyOK
— Zadok Forgeron (@The_J_Team) May 7, 2019
Y'all distract it and I'll sneak up behind it and cuff it. That's how it's done here in Wichita.
— [email protected] (@gnslngr10) May 7, 2019
!!! pic.twitter.com/2jATlMGckp
— Cindy-??❤️??♀️?? (@cwilliams0918) May 6, 2019
What if it’s a sharknado? Can we shoot in that case?
— OldCurmudgeon (@SmartAssSOB) May 6, 2019
I prefer bow and arrow with a detonator. I mean, Sharknado taught us this.
— Vitamin G (@RealCoachGripp) May 7, 2019
Not even a 50 cal can stop a hurricane, but in Texas, we shoot and kill tornadoes every day when they are in season.
— (((Ed Moran))) (@EdMahmoud) May 7, 2019
— Just Matt (@TheMattRTR) May 7, 2019
Everyone knows that to get rid of a tornado you all just have to plug in your fans and point them at it at the same time and it’ll blow it somewhere else
— Officer Daddo (@officerdaddo) May 7, 2019
Scare it off with one of these 🙂 pic.twitter.com/jpi9NPtHV0
— Nejc Vukovic (@nvwebd) May 7, 2019
— Creeples (@Shadow__Creeper) May 6, 2019
— Birgit Winchester Novak ? (@Birgit49822578) May 7, 2019
I once stopped a tornado with my bare hands. Best nightmare ever.
— ₱rison Mitch (@PrisonMitch) May 7, 2019
Mitch, no. Just, no.
— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) May 7, 2019
Best tweet ever.
— Cat Mc (@216Cat) May 7, 2019
This is so Kansas and so amazing.
— Jason Greager (@JasonGreager) May 7, 2019
This is the most American tweet I've ever seen.
— Trystan Chadwick (@britishteadrink) May 7, 2019
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