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'Keep digging, Poindexter': Psych professor points out the absence of consent in the story of Christmas

One thing we see a lot of on Twitter is trolling of Christians; plenty are willing to jump into the comments to make fun of their “invisible friend” and pass judgment on just how Christian they really are (after all, Jesus certainly was no Republican).

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But there’s really not much to say about this tweet from associate professor Eric Sprankle, aside from the fact that Christians have heard it plenty of times before, and it’s not that clever and certainly not “edgy.” No, the best part is Sprankle’s Twitter bio:

No kidding. Anyway, here’s his tweet to blow your mind just in time for the holidays:

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Wait, he’s not done. Even though Mary did give her consent, she really had no choice as God is all powerful and fond of punishment, so it wasn’t really consent.

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They never do.


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