The media’s attention has pretty much been diverted to the possibility of a government shutdown, but CNN is still trying to squeeze another day out of the president’s medical exam.
A Business Insider reporter already did the “eat like Trump for a week” stunt, so that base is covered. All that was left for CNN’s Chris Cillizza, then, was to try out President Trump’s workout regimen and document the results on Instagram.
Trump workout regimen:
1. Walking
2. This
3. That
4. Run to building next door
5. Repeathttps://t.co/27pW7hiQHa— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) January 18, 2018
Look, here’s Cillizza running to the building next door:
https://t.co/AJREOkvXfj pic.twitter.com/njtR8azksF
— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) January 18, 2018
And the point is …?
https://twitter.com/josh_hammer/status/954085267215921152
Literally nobody cares about this https://t.co/tjTFMnHQX1
— Michael Shapiro (@mis2127) January 18, 2018
Working the very important "Trump so fat" satire beat for CNN.
— Razor (@hale_razor) January 18, 2018
https://twitter.com/BigRMV/status/954099964002557953
He's 71 years old. How many 70+ year old men do you know who go out of their way to exercise? How many have some sort of workout regimen? This is stupid. https://t.co/mv1mrEYsVU
— BatMN (@_BatMN_) January 18, 2018
Hillary doesn't exercise much since that stroke she totally didn't have. https://t.co/uw7g1IFv2u
— Coder the Phoenix (@CoderInCrisis) January 18, 2018
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CNN didn't win enough #FakeNewsAwards last night, @CillizzaCNN? https://t.co/CTPSH6rAh1
— Corinne Clark (@corinnec) January 18, 2018
Chris is that you in the photo? Wanna discuss your workout regimen? https://t.co/TpGDxZsjIl
— James M. Cain (@dmcparson) January 18, 2018
Dude, do you really want to go down this road? What’s your workout routine? I suspect it is…limited.
— Nancy S (@nancy_swider31) January 18, 2018
you sure you're the one to be snarking on this topic, Big Guy? https://t.co/zWoDRW5qmO
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 18, 2018
https://twitter.com/EF517_V2/status/954099441690140672
Cillizza's hot take regimen:
1. Blather
2. Inane
3. Clickbait
4. Thinks He's Clever
5. Repeat https://t.co/Z6iNlEWmhN— Casey Frary (@PlatesAndSpikes) January 18, 2018
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