New York Magazine's profile of besotted anchors Joe and Mika could sap your will to live

So, assuming you’ve no choice but to pick one option, what do you do? Watch “Morning Joe” on MSNBC from beginning to end, sit through Joe Scarborough’s new music video, or pick up the new issue of New York Magazine and read Olivia Nuzzi’s piece on the besotted couple.

New York Magazine out tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/YmgMiQEhs8

— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) July 24, 2017

2. And here's the story to go with the photos above. https://t.co/6QwTbuKiXi

— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) July 24, 2017

“New York Magazine out tomorrow” sounds like some kind of forecast that has us considering boarding up our windows.

https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/889623743751958529

Kill me status: now. https://t.co/GfUgu1zIgD

— Max Steele (@maxasteele) July 24, 2017

The print version of last month's twitter drama, oh boy this is going to be exciting.

— thecombatnurse (@TheCombatNurse) July 24, 2017

OMG. They are WAAAAAYYYY overestimating the American people's tolerance for them.

— Andrea Caruso (@AndreaNRuth) July 24, 2017

Not as cute as they think they are.

— William Norrett (@NobleJester) July 24, 2017

https://twitter.com/EnigmaNetxx/status/889468165272420353

That's way too much information.

— Ben pompous ass (@BenDavi63000984) July 24, 2017

This makes me nauseous.
Even more nauseous than their original promo. #KnowYourValue — Mika? pic.twitter.com/bneJ9vCEWj

— I'm not "Human Scum". Neither Are You!? (@amys_bus_ticket) July 24, 2017

pic.twitter.com/RaAfCe2cOL

— Catherine McParland (@Cat_McParland) July 24, 2017

And this is how you get Senator Robert @KidRock Ritchie. https://t.co/uqNRJMrU4i

— Anita Sia Perpwalk (@NewYearsDani) July 24, 2017

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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) July 24, 2017