If President Joe Biden can just blow off International Asexual Day, then we don’t feel so bad missing Lesbian Visibility Day, which was allegedly yesterday, if the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission is to be believed. What’s even crazier than them putting out a tweet for Lesbian Visibility Day is the photo montage they put together. We think we get it — the wasp is dangerous, but it’s really easy to find … and not all household products are as easy to find as a giant wasp.
#LesbianVisibilityDay pic.twitter.com/61CXEtrmhn
— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) April 26, 2022
How could they not notice that wasp fly in?
— Bradshaw (Taylor’s Version)😺🎬📽🎞🎩🎥🍸 (@bradshawmu) April 27, 2022
We shouldn't assume that a wasp of this size could not teleport.
— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) April 27, 2022
What are they huffing over there?
“Look, moms! A friend,” said the child shakily. She dare not anger the demon which now inhabited her home—dare not incite its wrath against the people she loved. “A friend,” she called it, for in the face of certain death, what other option but to appease the beast before her?
— Lynn (@TGNLynn) April 27, 2022
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Two moms and their daughter having breakfast in their lovely home. A large yellow and black wasp about the size of a dog is on their kitchen island. No one seemed to notice it come in, but now it is definitely there. The daughter, blissfully unafraid, says,— 𝕹𝕺𝕸𝕭𝕽𝕰𝕿 (@cnombret) April 27, 2022
"Look, moms! A friend!" One mom continues enjoying breakfast. She hasn't yet noticed the wasp. The other mom stops cooking and looks over her shoulder with a smile that is about to be replaced with a look of deep concern and says,
— 𝕹𝕺𝕸𝕭𝕽𝕰𝕿 (@cnombret) April 27, 2022
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Whaaat?
I’m all in for my tax money being spent on this.
— Bradshaw (Taylor’s Version)😺🎬📽🎞🎩🎥🍸 (@bradshawmu) April 27, 2022
What the hell am I supposed to be looking at here?
— Charles Bellows (@CenTXLakeRat) April 27, 2022
Complex metaphor going on here
— Cuddle Cryptid (@CuddleCryptid) April 26, 2022
I appreciate that you didn't label which character in this was the danger in the home
— The Antagonist (@The1Antagonist) April 27, 2022
What am I looking at? Is this a Netflix movie?
— Jonathan Chew (@jschew1) April 27, 2022
There's something very dangerous to the well-being to the little girl in this home. Also, there's a giant wasp.
— Drew Kingma (@DrewKingma) April 27, 2022
Clearly photoshopped. No lesbian couple is this attractive.
— Dude McMan (@SkyBlueSphere) April 27, 2022
Lesbians aren't dangerous like, 85% of the time though.
— CrystalClearGameStudios (@CrystalClearGa2) April 27, 2022
This is definitely unsafe. I'll make sure to keep lesbians away from my kids.
— ReConquestaKitty (@ConquestaKitty) April 27, 2022
i want a tax refund. like all of it.
— GranolaBob (@bob_granola) April 27, 2022
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