Back in 2016, President Barack Obama announced that he was putting Vice President Joe Biden “in charge of Mission Control” of the new “moonshot” to cure cancer that he’d announced a year before. During Biden’s Super Tuesday victory speech in 2020, he promised that if he were elected, he would cure cancer, Alzheimer’s, and diabetes. Recently the Biden administration celebrated the “relaunch” of his cancer moonshot, and Axios is reporting that in his State of the Union address Tuesday night, Biden will announce his “unity agenda” to rally both Democrats and Republicans behind his search for a cancer cure.
Biden plans to use tonight's #SOTU address to try to rally Democrats and Republicans around efforts to "end cancer as we know it."https://t.co/fsC9BKmRCB
— Axios (@axios) March 1, 2022
Biden’s goal to “end cancer as we know it” will be reached by “decreasing the death rate from cancer by at least 50% over the next 25 years.” Let’s see if Biden can find bipartisan support to cure cancer.
Yes, the problem is all those people who keep standing in the way of curing cancer. https://t.co/WNTGcFvkvq
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 1, 2022
Incredibly, until Joe Biden said that we should cure cancer, no one had expended any resources or effort at all to curing cancer. All scientific obstacles were wiped away by Joe Biden's soaring unity rhetoric around curing cancer.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 1, 2022
All over the world, hundreds of millions of people suddenly realized that cancer was bad, and that we could cure cancer together if only we believed hard enough that cancer was bad. Thank you, Joe Biden.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 1, 2022
I’d just be happy if he can lower my grocery store bill
— Rawpimple (@Rawpimple) March 1, 2022
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Somebody tell his staff that most of us have seen that episode of The West Wing.
— #ChampionshipSchool🥋 (@CoachGlenn40) March 1, 2022
Bro why don’t you just prevent WW3 first
— Howie_the_$$$ (@Howard_the_Buck) March 1, 2022
Thanks, Joe. Nobody has tried that before, but we’ll be fine now.
— Common Sense Variant (@TheThirdQuarter) March 1, 2022
Just two weeks to slow the spread of cancer cells in your body. We're all in this together.
— Oculus Reparo, OD (@PFlat2) March 1, 2022
“The science is clear. Face masks and school shutdowns are what it it’s gonna take to defeat this cancer thing once and for all.”
— Recovering Tradfi Chad (@jofo_real) March 1, 2022
He's moved on from COVID.
— Darren G. (@DGraham28) March 1, 2022
Now that the CDC has decided to stop lumping deaths with COVID into deaths from COVID, the pandemic is essentially over.
He can't even secure the southern border.
— gshark05 (@Gshark05) March 1, 2022
— Cliff Booth (@Turn1r) March 1, 2022
Read the room, Joe.
— 🆘 🇺🇦 Rev Magdalen (@revmagdalen) March 1, 2022
I think everyone is already on board with curing cancer. Can he bring inflation down because if not he's done.
— CrypTony (@KingCrypTony) March 1, 2022
Wasn't he put in charge of that years ago? 🤔🙄
— Cish (@cish59) March 1, 2022
Yeah, six years ago.
Years after he was put in charge of “moon shot” to end cancer, but failed miserably and scrapped the program quietly.
Makes total sense.
— #TermLimitsForAll (@TruthIsTruth000) March 1, 2022
A-frickin-men!
It’s high time all the Cancer obstructionists step aside, and let them develop a cure! This battle of trying to keep cancer around and in the headlines has gone on long enough!
— Bryan (@maltz88) March 1, 2022
Wow, talk about a red herring. Maybe try to fix all the broken shit first and then get to curing diseases that have been around since caveman days.
— Mike Terry 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 🇮🇪 🏴 (@NotMeMichael) March 1, 2022
The way things are going with Russia wanna bet it's mass radiation treatment for everyone.
— Paul M. (@ArizonaPaul) March 1, 2022
Guess we’ll have to hear Beau’s eulogy again. Must be difficult for Hunter, the unloved son.
— Cate Nostrebor (@CateNostrebor) March 1, 2022
Yeah, we’re definitely going to hear about Beau again.
We just want him to talk about what he plans to do to improve the economy and secure the border and increase domestic energy production.
— terpater2 (@terpater2) March 1, 2022
We all know the word “border” won’t come up unless he’s talking about Ukraine.
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Forget the coronavirus: Joe Biden promises to cure cancer, Alzheimer’s, and diabetes if elected https://t.co/bvQd6CgLt8
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 5, 2020
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