Back in 2016, President Barack Obama announced that he was putting Vice President Joe Biden “in charge of Mission Control” of the new “moonshot” to cure cancer that he’d announced a year before. During Biden’s Super Tuesday victory speech in 2020, he promised that if he were elected, he would cure cancer, Alzheimer’s, and diabetes. Recently the Biden administration celebrated the “relaunch” of his cancer moonshot, and Axios is reporting that in his State of the Union address Tuesday night, Biden will announce his “unity agenda” to rally both Democrats and Republicans behind his search for a cancer cure.

Biden’s goal to “end cancer as we know it” will be reached by “decreasing the death rate from cancer by at least 50% over the next 25 years.” Let’s see if Biden can find bipartisan support to cure cancer.

Now that the CDC has decided to stop lumping deaths with COVID into deaths from COVID, the pandemic is essentially over.

Yeah, six years ago.

Yeah, we’re definitely going to hear about Beau again.

We all know the word “border” won’t come up unless he’s talking about Ukraine.

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