Townhall's Kurt Schlichter has a winning pitch for a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie that must be made

Townhall columnist Kurt Schlichter already has a series of books under his belt, but now he has a pitch for a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie that really has people excited. Let’s hope he follows up with a script, and Kristy Swanson gets on board.

Hallmark movie about a beautiful but unlucky in love DC Dem consultant who goes to WV to yell at Manchin over Christmas and falls in love with a rough-hewn carpenter who drives a Tahoe with a Trump 2024 sticker.

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) December 20, 2021

100% would watch https://t.co/j7QxEE5gaG

— Emily Domenech (@ehdomenech) December 20, 2021

There are no beautiful DC Dems. She would have to initially be ugly, but over Christmas take off her glasses, take down her hair, and get a makeover. 😂

— Jenna Ellis (@JennaEllisEsq) December 20, 2021

I'm literally getting script notes from everyone on right Twitter.

cc @JeremyDBoreing https://t.co/QBgPmMVlJ0

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) December 20, 2021

with cameo’s by @KristySwansonXO and @yesnicksearcy as that lovable but quirky “Kringle” couple who always seem to show up when the going gets tough

— SCBS146 (@scbs146) December 20, 2021

I don’t do cameos. My day rate is too high.

— Nick Searcy, INSURRECTIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR (@yesnicksearcy) December 20, 2021

TITLE: "I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas" https://t.co/6bEVCvzN7Z

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) December 20, 2021

RED PILLED 🤣

— Jenna Ellis (@JennaEllisEsq) December 20, 2021

The twist is that her car becomes trapped in the snow and while she's waiting for rescue, she catches a nasty cold and contracts laryngitis.

The fact that she can't speak for a few days is the only reason the carpenter can stand to be around her.

— Keith Burgin – The Toxic Something Podcast (@KeithBurgin) December 20, 2021

The studio is interested, but can we make him a coal miner? https://t.co/A7C1bOZIUe

— MyLittlePokerPrimer (@PokerPrimer) December 20, 2021

The "DC consultant" is actually from (and lives in) Falls Church, but tells everyone they're from DC. WV person should work in mining not carpentry.

— Bunky Luffman (@BunkyLuffman) December 20, 2021

It is the "beautiful DC Dem consultant" that makes the whole thing a fairy tale…

— CapsNut (@Caps_Nut) December 20, 2021

I'm honestly not sure the carpenter would be stupid enough to give her the time of day, let alone fall for her. Because, let's face it, a girl doing this is probably morbidly obese, with short purple hair and 27 piercings hanging from every bodily appendage.

— Joshua Mason (@jsmason8) December 20, 2021

"Take Me Home Country Roads" has to be the title, right? @KurtSchlichter https://t.co/GAJNVTATLV

— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) December 20, 2021

Would watch https://t.co/RPaktiLqa2

— Cranky "Big Meat Conglomerate" Gordon (@StillCrankyAF) December 20, 2021

Let's be honest: this is the movie we all need now. https://t.co/O5WgVXbboP

— Yali Elkin (@yalielkin) December 20, 2021

https://t.co/cRjb9Usucm pic.twitter.com/QdiWgafP8C

— AwwwBitch (@trish_vixen) December 20, 2021

I’d get a subscription to Hallmark channel to watch that!

— Ann70821 (@ann70821) December 20, 2021

Why are you not writing romance novels?

— shefails2follow (@shefails2follow) December 20, 2021

I'm not kidding

— shefails2follow (@shefails2follow) December 20, 2021

As long as there is some gently falling snow and big lovable dog, I’m in!

— JustSusan (@sjwillad) December 20, 2021

He’s going to need a lovable golden retriever or lab named Brandon who always travels with him, so that whenever they leave he says “Let’s go Brandon”.

— FLmanSTP (@LmanStp) December 20, 2021

Brilliant.