Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema are standing strong against the Democrats’ $3.5 trillion spending bill, and it’s caused some Democrats to lose their minds. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez threw down the race card, accusing her of excluding members of color from negotiations. Some have called for Manchin and Sinema to be stripped of their committee assignments (please do), while others have proposed using extortion to get Manchin to have a change of heart.

The Onion has decided to take a shot at Sinema, and let’s just call it a misfire.

Sinema is funnier than The Onion.