When we last checked on Hunter Biden, he was a no-show at a hearing to determine child support for the baby he insisted wasn’t his, and the judge had ordered him to furnish three years of tax returns. That paternity case keeps coming back to bite him in his behind, because the New York Post reports that, according to court documents filed Monday, Hunter Biden is the subject of multiple criminal investigations related to “fraud, money laundering, and a counterfeiting scheme.”

Keep in mind these were only documents supplied by a Florida-based private-eye firm, not sworn testimony under oath. Still, it’s pretty juicy stuff.

The New York Post reports:

Biden, 49, “is the subject of more than one criminal investigation involving fraud, money laundering and a counterfeiting scheme,” the filing alleges.

One of the purported investigations relates to Burisma Holdings, the Ukrainian energy company with which Biden held a lucrative board post while his father, Joe, was vice president — drawing allegations of impropriety from Republicans including President Trump.

Biden and a group of business associates “established bank and financial accounts with Morgan Stanley … for Burisma Holdings Limited … for the money laundering scheme,” D&A claims, further alleging that the accounts showed an average account value of nearly $6.8 million between March 2014 and December 2015.

Looks like the mother of Joe Biden’s newest grandchild would like some of that sweet Burisma money for child support.

Again, this is just what a private detective firm submitted. It’s possible Hunter Biden is clean as a whistle.

Get ready for a push-up contest, Fat, if you bring up Burisma.

We’ll see if anything comes out of this — like Joe Biden threatening legal action against the Post, maybe? Or maybe not.

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