Ben Shapiro calls this New York Times piece “the single greatest opinion piece of all time,” which is great, because it’s about Sean Spicer and “Dancing with the Stars,” which as we know already has many people triggered. How should Spicer even be allowed on TV, let alone survive week after week of a dance contest?

The Times reports:

Bad dancing by a nonprofessional can be disarming. It allows you to see the truth within the body that reveals character. But Mr. Spicer, the former White House press secretary and communications director for President Trump, is something worse: an untruthful dancer.

Watching Mr. Spicer try to wipe away some of his disgrace through dancing hurts. Yet here he is, week after week, using dance as a way to redeem his character. Giving the public the chance to laugh with him — dressed as a buffoon in that scary green ruffled shirt, dancing to “Spice Up Your Life” — and not at him comes off as a calculation, on his (and probably the show’s) part. And Mr. Spicer’s later performances have been scary in a different way, like his militaristic Paso Doble, which had a cold brutality to it.

“Which had a cold brutality to it….” Priceless!

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