Has Rep. Eric Swalwell looked at any of the most recent polls of Democratic candidates? Because we’re pretty sure he’s polling well below a bag of potato chips. It takes a certain something to ask for a buck after you threatened to nuke U.S. citizens, but there must be someone out there who finds that kind of tyrannical fantasy compelling.
$1 could buy you half a bag of chips OR it could save us from a crumbling government.
How will you spend yours? https://t.co/Pv5VZ5WDWg
— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) April 18, 2019
I'd rather burn it. https://t.co/kx7l928iKJ
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) April 19, 2019
Chips, let it burn
— Gregory M. (@NotGregoryM) April 18, 2019
I’d rather have the Chips!
— Terry Gimmellie (@TerryDsrtMtn) April 18, 2019
I can buy a round or two of ammo. I will spend my money wisely on that than a hack without a chance.
— James Hicks 🚒🚑👨🚒 (@Jhic709365) April 18, 2019
I’m going to buy a nuclear bullet.
— Tomahawk (@Mikespeegle) April 19, 2019
Bag of chips. Don't mess with my chips.
— Rosie Resisting (@RosieResisting) April 18, 2019
I'll take the chips
— Donald Vaughn (@226Cowboy) April 18, 2019
— thegipper (@the_gipp) April 18, 2019
Arizona Iced Tea is .99 for a half gallon bruh pic.twitter.com/VFvxZvaV2f
— Ilir Sinishtaj (@IylerSkyler) April 18, 2019
Definitely buying chips
— Infrostitrust🎈🎈 (@emperorbjork2) April 18, 2019
Definitely not gonna give money to someone who wants to nuke me.
— Wes Ganobcik ™ (@ganobleberries) April 19, 2019
— Ben Hayes ⚾️ (@hayesy316) April 19, 2019
— William Beck (@BillRab) April 19, 2019
— Keaton Blazer (@KeatonBlazer) April 19, 2019
$1 can buy like 16 rounds of ammo for my AR-15 in case we have to defend our freedom from tyrants like you.
— J.P. Logan 🇺🇸 (@realJLogan) April 19, 2019
If the crumbling government didn't waste the dollars already sent then it would be fine.
— John Cougar 🍉🏕️ (@johndarner) April 19, 2019
At least the chips won't infringe my rights and/or nuke me.
— Puddy Talltale (@puddytalltale) April 18, 2019
I’ll take the chips
— ifdogstalked (@ifdogscouldtal1) April 18, 2019
— Jason James (@jmjames2) April 19, 2019
Chips. Is this a trick question 🤔
— Modern day megaladon (@rathat99) April 19, 2019
A half bag of chips is less likely to threaten my neighbors with nukes
— daniel scott (@daniel_the_scot) April 19, 2019
Would rather have the chips.
— Barbara Ansley (@BarbaraAnsley) April 18, 2019
— Johana (@TheBlockChicK) April 19, 2019
Chips don't constantly violate my constitutional rights and attempt to control every facet of my life.
— One Phil, Two Phil, Red Phil, Blue Phil (@SinCityFC) April 19, 2019
I’ll take kettle cooked.
— PraxItOut (@_AuberonHerbert) April 18, 2019
I will give a buck or two to the homeless in the crumbling California cities before I give it to you, Derek.
— Rokhead (@RoknSpock) April 19, 2019
I'll take the chips.
— Sam Miller (@Samuel_Miller27) April 19, 2019
Chips and ammo.
— Max (@MADestlife) April 19, 2019
Chips. Maybe take a second dollar and use that for chips too.
— Beto’s blind squirrel (@BetosSquirrel) April 19, 2019
I’d rather burn it
— Gordon Plutsky (@GordonPlutsky) April 19, 2019
Limited edition Reece's Easter Egg single. https://t.co/DzOXFdg4sG
— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) April 19, 2019
i’d at least get some noticeable returns on that $1 half bag of chips.
— nicholas (@gabrie10466231) April 18, 2019
Ammo and then I'll go and buy two bags of chips.
— MrJarhead805 (@mrjarhead805) April 18, 2019
Sorry, need every cent to go towards my nuclear bunker.
— David Stamm (@davidstamm44) April 18, 2019
Good news! Eric Swalwell no longer wants to nuke defiant ‘assault weapon’ owners (just throw them in prison instead) https://t.co/smr5qujMgg
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 15, 2019