To be honest, we’ve seen similar photos like this floating around Twitter before, but this pic apparently comes straight out of Austin, Texas, site of the South by Southwest Festival, so it’s pretty certain some clever entrepreneur worked up these prayer candles knowing the liberals were going to be piling into the city with socialism on their minds but capitalism in their wallets.
AUSTIN, Texas — pic.twitter.com/PieEHnttNF
— Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) March 11, 2019
Are they scented? Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s is probably lavender-scented to help you sleep, while Beto O’Rourke’s probably smells like a mix of sweat and Axe body spray.
(they all smell like patchouli and bread lines) https://t.co/6SBs0EZNwM
— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) March 11, 2019
Welp, four more years of winter.
— Hong Kong Hermit (@HongKongHermit) March 11, 2019
I see some gag gifts in your future
— Kalee Kreider (@kaleekreider) March 11, 2019
I’ve never cringed so hard in my life https://t.co/cnYSK5bqTG
— Lorenzo (@lorenzo__zamora) March 11, 2019
If you are buying these votive candles, maybe you are not so different from the people asking Trump to sign their Bibles, after all. https://t.co/IfmY4bh87z
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) March 11, 2019
This saint it.
— Surprised Face Guy (@SurprisedFace) March 11, 2019
— Guilloteen Titans (@dennisthecynic) March 11, 2019
— AnarchoChristian (@AnarchoXP) March 11, 2019
— Bryan | Κορνήλιος | 穗康 (@bryancsk) March 11, 2019
It was disturbing enough when these candles just had the Golden Girls on them.
— Matt Szafranski (@MSzafranski413) March 11, 2019
I'm remembering all the comments I've seen that "Trump voters are a cult."
— Paul D. Thacker (@thackerpd) March 11, 2019
This is normal. https://t.co/MlMBPwCGYw
— Felicia Sonmez (@feliciasonmez) March 11, 2019
Somewhere, someone had a thought and then made a conscious effort to make these as a sign of appreciation.
Worst. Idea. Ever.
— Bill Minnery (@BMinnery12) March 11, 2019
This is gonna make Martin Luther rise from the dead and nail a 96th thesis on the ass of whoever made these
— thread af klint (@Boringstein) March 11, 2019
I see Austin hasn't had any problem staying weird. I think y'all can lose the bumper stickers now. https://t.co/ZuXnpc583w
— burn control (@BeerControl) March 11, 2019
This is so embarrassing https://t.co/x9NMKHVjfo
— Biff Tannins (@BiffTannins) March 11, 2019
This is the best thing since eating glass until hemorrhagic death!
— BernieIsMyPЯ ezM4ASharkOFish☭☭ (@J_K_Smothers) March 11, 2019
you know that commandment about not creating graven images and worshiping them? because this is what that was designed to prevent
— Payroll, Burt Stanton speaking (@BurtStanton3) March 11, 2019
are those bongs
— Adam (@aprphrl) March 11, 2019
Oh god. Trump is for sure getting re-elected https://t.co/fUtwWEJdq3
— Shane (@shandrick) March 11, 2019
This company also makes Willie Nelson, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, and Golden Girls candles, basically any popular celeb. This isn't really all that deep. Yeah it's dumb, and slightly offensive to Catholics, but it's not a sign the world is ending ¯_(ツ)_/¯
— Slippery Fish Taco 🏳️🌈 (@politicalesbian) March 11, 2019
Which is the worst? I honestly can't decide and wish to defer to the Wisdom of the Masses.
— anti THAT MFer (@bamage02) March 11, 2019
Yes, Virginia, there is a Hillary Clinton Christmas tree topper https://t.co/sFssFrfP01
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 5, 2017