Politico Magazine reports that a group based at Stevens Institute of Technology in Hoboken, New Jersey, is directing a new project called Reinventing Civil Defense. Their goal is to prepare Americans to respond to a nuclear event.
Would you know what to do during a nuclear attack?
Most Americans don't https://t.co/nBkjwkjOAY
— POLITICO (@politico) June 16, 2018
So what would Americans in 2018 do during a nuclear attack?
Strip naked and run directly toward the mushroom cloud.
— Køpper J. Kopp (@kopper) June 16, 2018
We drilled for this in elementary school. It's not hard to figure out. https://t.co/9ChbYx7O2V
— Scott Greenfield (@ScottGreenfield) June 16, 2018
Go back to elementary school and get under the desk?
— it's just me (@tkcrockett) June 16, 2018
Just duck under a sturdy school desk, right? https://t.co/K1pIAcys0o
— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) June 16, 2018
— Brian M. Wilcox (@bwilcoxwrites) June 17, 2018
It’s fill your bathtub with water, right? It’s always fill your bathtub with water. https://t.co/Tmbv7eTKJc
— Carl Clark (@Clarkitect) June 17, 2018
When the alert happens, I will turn to Twitter and get expert advice. Duh. https://t.co/Be0HYaBevA
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) June 16, 2018
I’m going to walk around in my white briefs, cowboy boots, cigg in mouth, martini in hand and sing “It’s raining men.”
— Matthew DeLeon (@Matthewdeleon69) June 17, 2018
I'd record it.
— B.T. Samuel. I hate liberal hypocrisy. (@JustBeaTee) June 16, 2018
Livestream it on FB of course.
— MikeBixby (@mikebixby305) June 16, 2018
I'd Livestream it while constantly screaming out "WorldStar HipHop."
— Andy (@ar910793) June 16, 2018
This is what it would look like pic.twitter.com/EeItm1wL0u
— Alexander Crouton-Skitch (@AlexanderSkitch) June 17, 2018
Quickly get into position to leave THE BEST shadow figure —#duh🙄
— Dawna Olson (@dawnaolson) June 16, 2018
Run into the light.
— Teresa (@Mothert08Teresa) June 16, 2018
— Zach D Roberts (@zdroberts) June 16, 2018
Drive to Arkansas, nobody is going to target them
— Tommy McPines (@TMcpines) June 16, 2018
The University of Oklahoma has extensive fallout shelters. https://t.co/RPRaVPhSwJ
— J Corley (@jlhcorley) June 16, 2018
Just thinking about how to prepare for incineration… football and beer?
— Frank Saltzman (@ImaPaleoVegan) June 16, 2018
Mass. I would celebrate Mass. https://t.co/sXYeRozquk
— Father Brian O'Brien (@frobrien) June 16, 2018
immediately tweet out "but her emails" so everyone knows im woke and cool before we're all dead https://t.co/GLpQ72gUT6
— Joe Gabriel Simonson (@SaysSimonson) June 17, 2018
Survive and preside over the ashes
— jb smith (@jbs2a) June 16, 2018
Riot. Loot. Revenge killings.
Usual end of the world stuff.
— Jim Gonyay (@DrJamesJTeeth) June 16, 2018
Stand near something you’d like to get the superpowers of. https://t.co/WrUZ3xGLsx
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) June 16, 2018
Yes, I would put on cut off jeans and turn into the Incredible Hulk. https://t.co/QZdykXbgOB
— The Infamous Sergio (@NostromoSerg) June 16, 2018
Pray for death because the ensuing nuclear winter would be a hellscape of starvation, murder and depravity? https://t.co/8eB4HKsmHL
— Jason (@jasonelevation) June 16, 2018
Prepare for the zombie apocalypse of course. Duh!
— David (@nomadicdrift) June 16, 2018
I’d head for the wine cellar.
— Very Able and Stable Abel (@bob_melusky) June 16, 2018
Climb into a fridge? https://t.co/gmtktFMYcM
— Nieds Dead Horse (@NDH_j_m_f) June 17, 2018
Go to the beach and watch it come in. Not much else we could do.
— Suzy (@kakistocrazy) June 16, 2018
Put on sunscreen?
— MAGA ruined my hair (@PlsStepForward) June 16, 2018
— Coeus (@TheRealCoeus) June 16, 2018
get a band-aid for that blister developing on my button-finger https://t.co/t2gm7NIRku
— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) June 16, 2018
Delete my browser history.
— Ryan Maples (@GUSMAPLES) June 17, 2018
Tweet about it..duh
— Dex Dexter – Funkateer (@DexDext94168840) June 16, 2018
I'd drop some nuclear hot tweets https://t.co/yry45p0nPZ
— Ben McDonald (@Bmac0507) June 16, 2018
I’d still be farming retweets even after I saw the bright flash. https://t.co/abRegUzyl4
— Jeremiah Stephan Dunleavy IV (@JerryDunleavy) June 16, 2018
Whatever will own the libs the most at that particular time, tbqh. https://t.co/8PdaGaLBTE
— James Hasson (@JamesHasson20) June 16, 2018
Find out if the Governor forgot his Twitter password. https://t.co/Pzf3tuwH7m
— Jazz Shaw (@JazzShaw) June 17, 2018
— Mitchell Wrenn (@MitchellWrenn) June 16, 2018
Are millennials killing the nuclear preparedness industry? https://t.co/Iuugooa4cu
— Reed Logan (@99Reedballoons) June 16, 2018
I'm sure a left-wing blog is genuinely concerned about our safety in the extremely unlikely event of a nuclear attack and isn't at all using this in a coordinated effort to stoke fears going into mid-term elections
— Archer (@BoraxCross) June 16, 2018
Exactly what I'm doing now. I'm not a cockroach and I wouldn't survive, regardless. The real question is why are you trying to revive the Red Scare that our parents grew up in? Now… the media? Y'all might survive. I think you might be cockroaches.
— indychick (@jott1999) June 16, 2018
What time is it when Donald Trump is inaugurated? Time to update the Doomsday Clock! https://t.co/uRf1Cpfzku
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) January 24, 2017