Who wants to fight the whole stupid Chick-fil-A battle over again? HuffPost, that's who

Anyone else remember the Great Chick-fil-A War of 2012? Most of the action took place in August that year: we’re not going to bother linking to the posts, but Twitchy covered boycotts, bomb threats, kiss-ins, vandalism, celebrity hot-takes, a lot of Sarah Palin, and a shooting at the Family Research Council by a man who was carrying 15 Chick-fil-A sandwiches in a bag. Looking back at our archives, that was just the first two weeks of August.

Who wants to relive it all? HuffPost, that’s who.

It’s time to choose where your loyalties lie ― with the queer community or with your stomach. https://t.co/3ZqACY3D8L

— HuffPost (@HuffPost) June 13, 2018

If you care about queer people ― or you yourself are queer ― you have absolutely no business eating at Chick-fil-A. Ever.

It’s really that straightforward.https://t.co/Y5tvFezX8H

— noah michelson (@noahmichelson) June 12, 2018

It really isn’t that straightforward. But let’s just cut to the chase: if you want to eat at Chick-fil-A, eat at Chick-fil-A.

Why?
They don't discriminate against LGBT employees.
They don't discriminate against LGBT customers.
The owner stated publicly the marriage issue was best for politics in 2012.
Obama and Hillary shared his views contemporaneously.

My husband and I enjoy the food and service. https://t.co/6Cp1qBOb53

— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) June 13, 2018

I'll be the member of the LGBT community that doesn't go batshit crazy over a chicken sandwich. It's ok to eat Chick-fil-a. https://t.co/O5AkpJD6ZJ

— Martin Puente (@Martinbridge) June 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/Rachel_L_Custer/status/1006702348364808192

There's literally no proof, this "article" doesn't give any evidence. Just because an organization is Christian, and said beliefs are based around heterosexuality, doesn't make it anti-LGBT. What happened to accepting all people no matter thier beliefs and sexual preference? https://t.co/wxVPvLPsZr

— Bailey Austiñ Yeager (@BaileyYeager2) June 13, 2018

Show your work. https://t.co/Elrug7rW6x

— Beard and Circus (@Shooter_ptpx01) June 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/chuckwillb/status/1006713895007014915

https://twitter.com/callmeMallas/status/1006710366422945794

https://twitter.com/soyouknowwme/status/1006702577227124736

Time for you to open your heart and stop being so ridiculous. https://t.co/FO0uGx3h8a

— A Xen0 In Tzeentch (@MrXen0m0rpH) June 13, 2018

This is laughable. https://t.co/KUK15LmBP0

— Javier Vasquez (@JavierVasquez85) June 13, 2018

If it's a choice between "caring" or chicken, I'll take the chicken. https://t.co/CZfgVyeIy8

— Russ Emerson ♿ (@RussEmerson) June 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/JefPrice/status/1006713301571600384

Can we trade lives? I really wish this was my biggest problem in life—bigot chicken or whatever.

Y’all are nuts. https://t.co/K89YGlIGGb

— hey baby it’s woke outside (@MatlockFletcher) June 13, 2018

We're still doing this? https://t.co/5ejGxzsZ6J

— Blame Big Government (@BlameBigGovt) June 12, 2018

By all means, go this route. People will get tired of trying to meet the irrelevant, superficial conditions of progressive factions. https://t.co/WS7dteweBy

— Dan ?? (@danieltobin) June 13, 2018

"Do you eat Chick-Fil-A, sir? Do you?" – Cory Booker at future confirmation hearing https://t.co/WS7dteweBy

— Dan ?? (@danieltobin) June 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/cmigbear/status/1006710604403499013

It’s a chicken Sandwich ? https://t.co/eLLsuzaK3p

— Chancesmudder (@chances_mudder) June 13, 2018

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'HOW ARE YOU A REAL PERSON?' Ezra Klein Chick-fil-A-splains and we're pretty sure we're DEAD https://t.co/Tvotu1Qdst

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) June 11, 2018