We’ve already had one Joe Scarborough post today, but this is important: feminist ally Scarborough has released his new single, “Stand,” to coincide with the Women’s March, which he says helped inspire the song.
Makes sense. The song and event deserve each other. https://t.co/9HAbZ64jZs
— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) January 20, 2018
Caution: We’re not responsible for what happens to anyone who clicks that Spotify link.
My new single is out. Inspired by the Women’s March and dedicated to those who #Resist.
Mika and I salute you🇺🇸https://t.co/eqg4xO4MtD— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) January 20, 2018
This long-distance dedication goes out to all of those who #Resist.
Why can't you have your midlife crisis in private? https://t.co/hcXCOr1OrF
— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 20, 2018
Mid-life crisis at its purest. https://t.co/fJ5yBFdABY
— ssd (@Pismo_B) January 20, 2018
I'm embarrassed for you. https://t.co/8CPsTPRdzx
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) January 20, 2018
He woke up this morning and thought, "The world must hear this." #Caring https://t.co/8CPsTPRdzx
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) January 20, 2018
Hey ladies, I'd like to share with you this little number I wrote last year at Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Rock n Roll Fantasy Camphttps://t.co/57AwTOiJzC
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 20, 2018
I like how Scarborough says "My new single is out" as though he's a real musician with heavily anticipated releases. The man has no self-awareness. #ScarboroughASong https://t.co/aQr15ypoFm
— Malcolm Jaggers (@malcolmjaggers) January 20, 2018
Fawning US television news host "Morning Joe," formerly known as chief enabler of Donald Trump, identifies as eunuch in hillbilly music song of little aesthetic worth.https://t.co/TAvc3cH9zG
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) January 20, 2018
The "conservative" on MSNBC. https://t.co/8a8nb7HVwq
— Carl Gustav Shutdown Your Mom (@CaptYonah) January 20, 2018
help i haven’t stopped vomiting since i saw this https://t.co/JGJEe9lGUW
— andy levy (@andylevy) January 20, 2018
We're being punished. We are sinful creatures and we are being punished. https://t.co/3SpcwsImJT
— Omri Ceren (@omriceren) January 20, 2018
Hand me that Tide Pod, please https://t.co/EJCs5vYihm
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) January 20, 2018
"I'll take 'Things That Make Me Yearn For Nuclear Armageddon' for a thousand, Alex." https://t.co/gEu4nLKmy2
— SFK (@stephenkruiser) January 20, 2018
Mommy, make the bad man stop. https://t.co/e7bL0bopd0
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) January 20, 2018
This is horrible https://t.co/hD3r87M83c
— jane bardoe (@justjudee) January 20, 2018
Nickelback now 2nd worst band of all time. https://t.co/qPTZ4QwKUI
— Howard Roark Laughed (@Major_Skidmark) January 20, 2018
Unreal. https://t.co/5TvgrE9fnn
— Josh Hammer (@josh_hammer) January 20, 2018
If you listen closely, you can actually hear ovaries shutting down as the music goes on. https://t.co/DSAtgqE6sg
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) January 20, 2018
Joe needs to be deported to Mars solely because of his music career https://t.co/3s1MIlSmkk
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) January 20, 2018
This is the impact Trump Derangement Syndrome has on your health. Beware. https://t.co/iXGgELB9XB
— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) January 20, 2018
I am pretty sure if I listened to this, I'd magically turn into a Trumpkin. https://t.co/Cm7EPFJPJ9
— Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D., M.S. (@Neoavatara) January 20, 2018
I just cringed so hard I discovered muscles I've never used before. https://t.co/5RPZ1iw91i
— The Internet Proudly Presents: Palle Hoffstein (@Palle_Hoffstein) January 20, 2018
Massive respect to Kurt Loder, who actually listened to the thing.
Y'know, this might have passed muster as sub-Tom Paxton folkie protest-pop 50 years ago. There's a tune of sorts, and the air of smug self-regard is very much of the period… https://t.co/gsf9rHOEoU
— Kurt Loder (@kurt_loder) January 20, 2018
Full disclosure: this editor made it 2 minutes and 48 seconds into the track before bailing in agony.
Here’s a taste:
🎶I'm a gelding and a bore🎵
🎵And for Trump I was a whore🎶
🎶But I need ratings, so I insist🎵
🎵You help me pander, and resist🎶https://t.co/NDyKw14JCz— ☠Problematic AF™☠, Crying Ghetto Warrior (@EF517_V2) January 20, 2018
"Resist," he said, plugging in his amplifier. "I call this one 'Resist.'" The dozen or so patrons, several drinks into their evening, barely acknowledged him as he strummed the first chord. But it didn't matter. He knew this message just had to get through.
It had to. https://t.co/lfWOqAE09M
— Jay Cost (@JayCostTWS) January 20, 2018
You should have resisted gushing over Trump in the primaries.
🎶If I could turn back tiiiime🎶 https://t.co/uEUpZTaqLP
— MoLife (@molratty) January 20, 2018
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