Don’t be jealous, but the folks at Business Insider managed to get their hands on an advance copy of Joe Scarborough’s Christmas EP, “A Very Drumpf Christmas.”

If the idea of a Trump-themed Christmas EP sounds too hard to believe, understand this is Joe Scarborough we’re talking about. It’s real, and it’s bound to be spectacularly lame from early accounts.

Maxwell Tani writes:

The EP includes three songs, complete with sleigh-bell jingles, lyrics about reindeer, and a track titled “The Drumpf,” a jazzy, ballad-tempo cut seemingly indebted to “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.”

“Oh you can save our Christmas from going kerplumf, from that orange creep that children call the Drumpf?” the band sings on “The Drumpf,” which also references former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci.

Scarborough has pledged to put out an EP every month, so who knows what other holidays will receive the Trump treatment?

For sure.

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