American politics has seen its fair share of bizarre and absurd political figures: Donald Trump, Roseanne Barr, Jimmy Carter — the list goes on.
Yet, never in our wildest dreams did we think we would imagine a candidacy as mortifying as we were forced to confront today. Picture it. The lights go down at the Democratic convention, and the announcer declares,“Please welcome the next president of the United States, Kathy Griffin!”
We know, you’re breaking out in cold sweats right now, cuddling your security blanket in hopes that the scary red-haired lady will go away. Don’t worry, it’s only a tweet. Still, it’s enough to send shivers down your spine.
Unfortunately, not everyone thinks it’s entirely a bad idea.
https://twitter.com/wraithdrmr/status/355107982805172225
@kathygriffin I would sooo vote for you two!!!!
— Justin Bowman (@JustinBowman6) July 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/Connguy/status/355111227564900352
@kathygriffin @SuzeOrmanShow Heads would literally explode. Seriously. Literally. #GOPNightmare
— jettheadpb (@jettheadpb) July 10, 2013
Votes are in…no hanging chads on this one RT @kathygriffin: Take a look at your future President (cont) http://t.co/aaijryxogQ
— Naima Zarga (@NaimaZarga) July 10, 2013
@kathygriffin @SuzeOrmanShow You have my vote. Cultural icon. Financial wizard. Rocking bods. Able to go belly to belly with Andy Cooper.
— d a singer (@dasinger22) July 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/BariGinge/status/355107819407675394
@kathygriffin @SuzeOrmanShow – You have my vote! America back on track within 4 years – yay yay!!
— Alma S (@attilasgirl) July 10, 2013
So there you have it folks, the next great candidate! Now all we have to do is hire Bozo the Clown as the campaign manager and we’re in business!
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