This week, President Orator told us that if GOP ideas were a food, they’d be a “stinkburger” or “meanwich.” But according to some kids, those look a lot more like items on their school lunch trays.
Many students fled the school lunch lines after Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity campaign brought misery (and miniature portions) to lunchrooms around the country. Others weren’t so lucky.
But “crusty ass broccoli” sounds so appetizing. Perhaps it could be paired with … this?
— S. (@Ssssarahv) April 2, 2014
— Bryton Daniels (@BrytonDaniels) April 2, 2014
— Jordan (@JRob_2k15) April 2, 2014
— Tanner (@Twiillss) March 31, 2014
— Tyler Clements (@TylerClements6) April 3, 2014
Thank you Michelle Obama for being a health freak and making our school lunch even worse than it already was
— tag (@_caitlintagner) March 17, 2014
All we get for lunch today. Thank you Michelle Obama pic.twitter.com/1rACNXM9aP
— Brady Justice (@BradyJustice2) March 12, 2014
Not gonna miss these Michelle Obama lunch rations everyday next year.
— Buck (@awildBUCK) March 31, 2014
lunch use to be my favorite subject in school. thanks Michelle Obama for ruining my life. ?
— Hannah Campbell (@h_mae15) March 31, 2014
Michelle Obama needs to fix our shitty school lunch
— Devon Divine (@Ddivine13) April 1, 2014
Imma send Michelle Obama a letter about school lunch. That lunch is disrepectful.
— Asia Dańae ✨ (@admqueen_) February 17, 2014
FLOTUS isn’t winning the mom stamp of approval either:
— Megan Howell (@Howelady) March 14, 2014