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Five-year-old suspended for bringing translucent 'gun' (loaded with bubble soap) to school

We’re guessing the school district in Colorado that reportedly suspended a 5-year-old girl has a strict “zero-tolerance” policy in place regarding weapon possession. No parent wants to send their child to school knowing he or she could be struck by an errant soap bubble and temporarily blinded.

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Jaclyn Allen of 7NEWS in Denver, Colo., has an exclusive photo of the little girl’s gun.

On review, it does look as though the bubble gun is capable of full-auto fire of soapy projectiles, which would place it on the danger scale somewhere between the “gun” chewed out of a frosted Pop-Tart (that resulted in the suspension of a 7-year-old) and the pump-action marshmallow cannon that the president himself helped fire inside the White House.

Colorado might want to consider following the lead of other states that have had enough of “zero-tolerance” punishments:

Florida’s ‘Pop-Tart bill’ would ease schools’ zero-tolerance gun policies

Pop Tart liberation: Maryland state senator proposes ‘Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act’

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