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Ring in the Ewwww! Leftist Doesn’t Understand Why Conservatives Are Put-Off by Her Septum Piercing

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The last thing many people want to see on a person’s face is something that reminds them of a trip to the farm. Moo! But women, and even some men, insist that nose rings are not only fashionable but also attractive. In reality, no. In fact, many conservatives associate a pierced septum with a dangling shiny hoop to be a warning sign that the person attached is a raging leftist. Blue or green hair usually seals the deal. It’s that cut and dry.

But one leftist woman just doesn’t get it. (WATCH)

A septum rings draws a viewer’s eyes to the space between the nose and the upper lip. The tiny loop makes it almost impossible to focus on the wearer’s eyes.

Posters say besides being a huge distraction when trying have a conversation they also send an unflattering message.

That applies to the leftists who wear them as well. They also look like metal knockers on castle doors. ‘BOOM! BOOM! Is anybody home?’

This next poster just gets right to the point on why conservatives can’t stand them.

She has a hard time seeing herself as others see her.

Other commenters see nose rings as unhygienic, especially during cold and flu season.

Gross! Most conservatives say nose rings point to another form of infection - leftism! Thankfully, the rings ring out an alarm warning conservatives to keep their distance lest they also get infected. How do you feel about septum piercings? Let us know in the comments!

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