Sit Back and Crack a Cold One: It's Twitchy's LIVE BLOG of the State of the Union

Thank y'all for hanging out with us. This is a great crew to work and write with.

By the way, Brit Hume is destroying Biden right now on Fox News. 😂😂

This was a lot of fun. There's no way I could have made it through that angry, yelling -- often incoherent -- speech without reading all of the great takes here. 

WE MADE IT. 

Thanks again you maniacs, for staying up with us and listening to this hot mess. You made it a lot of fun for us ...

Even CBS calls this the most political speech they've ever heard, meaning partisan.

Silver Alert: Lost Old Man Seen Yelling On Capitol Grounds https://t.co/ovsUMrhDr3 pic.twitter.com/xATD5mQscF

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 8, 2024

This would have been a better #SOTU

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He's ready to fix the border problem he created ,take away ar-15s ,more funding for Ukraine and Gaza did I get his speech right ? Oh and everything is trumps fault .. #Biden #Biden2024 #StateOfTheUnion

— AJAX (@trump2024815) March 8, 2024

The drug cocktail team did their best, but they overdosed him.

— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) March 8, 2024

Adderrall is a hell of a drug #StateOfTheUnion

— Georgia George (@NewWildside) March 8, 2024

I second this sentiment

Sam J:

Thanks, everyone for going through this speech with us - my gift to you is 50% off a Twitchy VIP Membership with SAVEAMERICA. Smash that orange button! Tell the angry old man yelling at all of us that you won't put up with him shutting down the voices holding him accountable. 

That was a strong line about how we've never lived up to our ideals but we've never walked away from them either.

I liked it.

Thanks, everyone for going through this speech with us - my gift to you is 50% off a Twitchy VIP Membership with SAVEAMERICA. Smash that orange button! Tell the angry old man yelling at all of us that you won't put up with him shutting down the voices holding him accountable. 

I'm not sure that I'm watching the same speech as Leftist Twitter.

#stateoftheunion @btdk @ebbreaking @jppolitik @jespersteinmetz @mejlhedetv2 @BBCNews @CNNState of the union.Biden is doing surprisingly well until he starts talking about the migrant problems. there he loses the congress.I give Biden 8-9 out of 10

— Claus Klemmensen (@Klempaa) March 8, 2024

I, too, give the speech a 8-9 out of 10, but I would remind you that 8-9=-1

Biden concluded his speech after over an hour of resentment, revenge and retribution: "America's not about resentment, revenge and retribution." 

This is a charitable take https://t.co/Z7H3hLN6HO

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) March 8, 2024

JOE WAS BORN A POOR BLACK CHILD.

Biden doesn't believe in revenge or retribution...as his DOJ tries to put his political rival in prison. 

I’m in fear for my country. God bless and hold America close, we’re screwed. #StateOfTheUnion

— Erica Jenkins (@e_jenkins77) March 8, 2024

I repeat what was said earlier ... He's just being an a-hole now.