Cable news networks issue important 'breaking news' alerts on the Zimmerman trial

Really, CNN? A "Breaking News" chyron that says "JURY ORDERED DINNER" (and you don't even tell us the menu)? pic.twitter.com/HjMGXqYyT3

— Marc Caputo (@MarcACaputo) July 13, 2013

BREAKING: "Breaking" has no meaning anymore pic.twitter.com/ckGV9inbvO

— Ian Boudreau (@iboudreau) July 14, 2013

Just wow.

We wonder what other critically important “breaking news” stories the cable networks will be bringing us tonight.

BREAKING NEWS: The jury have unanimously come to the decision that George Zimmerman's eyes are too close together.

— COKELOGIC ? (@cokelogic) July 13, 2013

Jury has finished their meal. Waiting for breaking news alerts on belches or reports of indigestion.

— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) July 14, 2013

BREAKING! STILL NO VERDICT IN THE GEORGE ZIMMERMAN TRIAL.

— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) July 14, 2013

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