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Surprise! Mark Zuckerberg changes his status to 'married'

Yep, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has tied the knot with his college sweetheart, Priscilla Chan. According to AP, wedding guests “thought they were coming to celebrate Chan’s graduation [from U.C. San Francisco medical school] but were told after they arrived that the event was in fact a wedding.” PUNK’D!

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Naturally, Twitter had quite a bit to say about all this. (Twitter has quite a bit to say about everything.)

First off, there was near-universal agreement that the couple’s wedding photo sucks:

https://twitter.com/#!/sassylassee/status/204156559121584128

https://twitter.com/#!/mervynchan/status/204157828984877056

https://twitter.com/#!/babysmurf/status/204031169522704384

From Chan’s Facebook page, a happier photo:

Naturally, there was faux concern about Zuckerberg’s financial security:

https://twitter.com/#!/LaHaq/status/204058867942948865

https://twitter.com/#!/_brandoc/status/204023866476072961

https://twitter.com/#!/causticbob/status/204164822424756224

Remember, if Zuckerberg loses half his fortune he will be worth only $10 billion. With gas at $4/gallon, nobody can live on that!

As you might expect, Twitter had quite a bit to say about the ethnicity of Zuckerberg’s bride.

https://twitter.com/#!/Smurfie_sa/status/204136156105949184

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https://twitter.com/#!/ellePSNStores/status/204080064021794816

https://twitter.com/#!/Paulsy01/status/204063026356301826

And on and on:

https://twitter.com/#!/timcarvell/status/204024611824873472

https://twitter.com/#!/macleanbrendan/status/204153303217614848

https://twitter.com/#!/cshimm/status/204047522946232320

Well, you get the idea.

All in all, it was a great week for Mr. Zuckerberg. Congratulations!

https://twitter.com/#!/Melody_Hossaini/status/204156243827359744

https://twitter.com/#!/rodriguezruby/status/204046130751873024

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