On slow news days, José Canseco comes to our rescue like a Cuban knight stuffed with steroids bringing a cornucopia of joy and hilarity to the denizens of twitter. Today is no different, as he experiences a freak out over who’s tweeting this stuff:
dear Canada sorry I missed your birthday yesterday. hug for u
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 2, 2013
dry heat is just as hot as wet heat
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 2, 2013
Miguel Cabrera good god
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 3, 2013
Wet heat keeps sweat from evaporating. It is not the heat it is the unevaporation. panting helps
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 3, 2013
Given his past lapses of, shall we say, rational tweeting, can we really assume that he’s been hacked, or has he simply mixed bathsalts with the ‘roids?
Update, 9:19 p.m. ET:
We told you so!
dam maybe it is me .
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 3, 2013
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