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Joe Biden issued a new EO mandating that gov't agencies use woke AI, and what could go wrong?

OK, so Joe Biden has officially been in the White House for more than two years now, and we still can’t figure out what the hell he actually does all day. Like, we know he goes on vacation a lot. And he probably takes naps a lot since his handlers are always calling press lids mid-morning. Occasionally he’ll wind up in front of a microphone, where he will inevitably say something stupid and/or dishonest and/or incoherent.

But really, what has he done that’s actually made a positive difference in Americans’ lives? It’s almost like he’s actually going really far out of his way to avoid taking any meaningful action on anything that matters.

This doesn’t really help boost his case:

Sorry … what? Government agencies need to make sure that their AI “advances equity”? Gee, what could possibly go wrong?

Honestly, something like that would be relatively mild compared to the mess the Biden administration is trying to make. Trying to view everything through a DEI lens is insane. And the federal government mandating DEI for artificial intelligence would be so monumentally stupid … that it’d be perfectly on-brand.

From the text of the order:

This order builds upon my previous equity-related Executive Orders by extending and strengthening equity-advancing requirements for agencies, and it positions agencies to deliver better outcomes for the American people.  In doing so, the Federal Government shall continue to pursue ambitious goals to build a strong, fair, and inclusive workforce and economy; invest in communities where Federal policies have historically impeded equal opportunity — both rural and urban — in ways that mitigate economic displacement, expand access to capital, preserve housing and neighborhood affordability, root out discrimination in the housing market, and build community wealth; advance equity in health, including mental and behavioral health and well-being; deliver an equitable response to the COVID-19 pandemic; deliver environmental justice and implement the Justice40 Initiative; build prosperity in rural communities; ensure equitable procurement practices, including through small disadvantaged businesses contracting and the Buy Indian Act (25 U.S.C. 47); pursue educational equity so that our Nation’s schools put every student on a path to success; improve our Nation’s criminal justice system to end unjust disparities, strengthen public safety, and ensure equal justice under law; promote equity in science and root out bias in the design and use of new technologies, such as artificial intelligence; protect the right to vote and realize the promise of our Nation’s civil rights laws; and promote equity and human rights around the world through our foreign policy and foreign assistance.  By redoubling our efforts, the Federal Government can help bridge the gap between the world we see and the future we seek.

Ew.

Feel free to read the whole order if you like, but be forewarned: it’s a big bowl of word salad.

That’s effectively how DEI works, yeah.

Can we not do this? AI is already tricky enough. There’s no outcome in which making AI woke will be shown to be a good thing.

The Biden administration doesn’t seem to know very much about the Constitution of all. Not that they’ve ever let that stop them before, of course.

Well, let’s just hope that Congress sees it that way, too. These days, you never know.

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