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Aaron Rupar claiming to be a victim of 'stolen valor' may be the best thing on Twitter since ... forever

It can’t be easy being Aaron Rupar. It can’t be easy waking up every day knowing that before you go back to sleep at night, you will have publicly humiliated yourself at least once, but, in all likelihood, multiple times.

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And today, Aaron may have suffered his most humiliating public humiliation yet. That’s not hyperbole, by the way. You’ve gotta see this, guys. It’s amazing:

“Heads up.” Aaron Rupar’s head is most definitely up … his own backside.

Aaron Rupar’s smug earnestness is just … *chef’s kiss*.

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sToLeN vALoR.

“Doesn’t pass the smell test.”

Aaron Rupar telling someone to keep digging. The irony. The irony.

Ah, yes. But it took a lot of bravery to record that speech.

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1593285471156609024

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This may very well be the single greatest thing we have ever seen on this godforsaken hellsite called Twitter.

No! It’s Aaron’s! He owns it!

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1593285621979684865

The only thing better than Rupar’s self-righteous tantrum might be the mockery of it.

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1593285754310258688

https://twitter.com/HOLYSMKES/status/1593290765693726721

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1593287133363458048

Dead. We’re dead.

https://twitter.com/HOLYSMKES/status/1593292168717746187

Oh. Em. Gee.

https://twitter.com/ellencarmichael/status/1593285626060750848

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Thank you, Aaron.

https://twitter.com/ellencarmichael/status/1593286306762821633

And he never will.

In the meantime, while we wait for Aaron to embarrass himself once again:

Embrace the sleaze. Steal the valor.

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