'F*ck the Olympics': Iowahawk delivers gold-medal-worthy performance with his righteous tear against China's craven enablers

We could sit here and calmly discuss the reasons to not watch the Beijing Olympics.

Or, we could let a very pissed-off Iowahawk make the case.

We’re gonna go with Iowahawk. Definitely Iowahawk:

He’s off to a promising start. Stick with him:

I am enthusiastically going to miss every goddamn second of them, you corporate totalitarian-fluffershttps://t.co/sckGnJr3tZ

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022

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*may contain propaganda, slave labor, and virus labs

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022

This is an event so momentous and spectacular it took all of the world's creepiest corporate and government supervillains working together to bring it to you

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022

Congrats to Ming Zhou and Li Chaoxiang of China for advancing to the medal round in Pairs Journalist Arrestinghttps://t.co/EQmwa7BSna

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022

And right on cue, this garbage website auto-emojis #Olympics #OpeningCeremony #Beijing2022 for you, like good little totalitarian pep squad bootlickers

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022

I award you 1.5 social credits, beep boop https://t.co/9LefAWIFKj

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022

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— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022

In fairness to Milkshake Duck, people only happy-tweeted about him *before* they found out he was a racist pic.twitter.com/1w39kFguUq

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022

Leni Reifenstahl's Olympia 2022, presented by Nikehttps://t.co/hly0BXKenB

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022

Always a good idea to be a gracious guest, especially when your host runs a slave labor dungeon in his basement

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022

Iowahawk isn’t just an American treasure; he’s a global one.

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