We could sit here and calmly discuss the reasons to not watch the Beijing Olympics.
Or, we could let a very pissed-off Iowahawk make the case.
We’re gonna go with Iowahawk. Definitely Iowahawk:
He’s off to a promising start. Stick with him:
I am enthusiastically going to miss every goddamn second of them, you corporate totalitarian-fluffershttps://t.co/sckGnJr3tZ
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022
Don't miss the Xtreme stars going for the Toyota® gold in rad freestyle snowboarding on the Olympic® Games presented by Visa® exclusively on NBC and NBCSN! Download the Peacock® streaming app from Apple® or Google® !
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*may contain propaganda, slave labor, and virus labs— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022
This is an event so momentous and spectacular it took all of the world's creepiest corporate and government supervillains working together to bring it to you
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022
Congrats to Ming Zhou and Li Chaoxiang of China for advancing to the medal round in Pairs Journalist Arrestinghttps://t.co/EQmwa7BSna
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022
And right on cue, this garbage website auto-emojis #Olympics #OpeningCeremony #Beijing2022 for you, like good little totalitarian pep squad bootlickers
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022
I award you 1.5 social credits, beep boop https://t.co/9LefAWIFKj
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022
Machine learning developed at the Guanzhou Institute of Advanced Groovy American Teen Slang Talk
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022
In fairness to Milkshake Duck, people only happy-tweeted about him *before* they found out he was a racist pic.twitter.com/1w39kFguUq
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022
Leni Reifenstahl's Olympia 2022, presented by Nikehttps://t.co/hly0BXKenB
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022
Always a good idea to be a gracious guest, especially when your host runs a slave labor dungeon in his basement
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2022
Iowahawk isn’t just an American treasure; he’s a global one.
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