Do you know or have an aspiring trans or nonbinary child who could use a placeholder penis?
Well, we’ve got some good news for you: there’s someone who can help.
A knitted penis for extremely small girls to wear in their pants if their parents believe them to be transgender.
It is intended for girls so young, they demonstrate the product in a diaper. pic.twitter.com/tLW4mzPjzC
— Doom Pill Pagliacci (Top 0.1% Circus) (@Slatzism) May 16, 2021
One of the fine folks at Stitchbug Studio has come up with the Bitty Bug Soft Packer, a tiny knitted penis for any young girls who want to take a test drive before committing to the Real McCoy.
The entire purpose of a prosthetic penises is if a trans identified female has some sort of genital anxiety, they can wear it to alleviate that dysphoria.
WHY would a very small, diaper wearing child have any concerns, anxieties, or even *awareness* of their genitals?????
— Doom Pill Pagliacci (Top 0.1% Circus) (@Slatzism) May 16, 2021
Also, @EdibleTom sent this my way. I'm sorry, I always try to credit but I was so angry I just started typing furiously.
Thank you, Tom ❤️
— Doom Pill Pagliacci (Top 0.1% Circus) (@Slatzism) May 16, 2021
Why so furious? According to Stitchbug Studio, the Bitty Bug Soft Packer isn’t ackshually meant for infants or young children:
NOTE TO OUR CUSTOMERS: This product is not for infants or very young children. There has been some confusion for those who are not aware of what some trans youths go through and how prosthetics can help their experience. Thank you to the parents out there who support your trans youngsters, and we are honored to be a small part of their process.
It’s not meant for infants or young children, but it’s available in sizes ranging from 1 to 2.5 inches:
Call us crazy, but 1-inch-long knitted penises sure sound like they’re meant for infants or young children.
They’ve added a disclaimer claiming they’re not for children but go on to contradict that by immediately saying they’ll make them for any child no questions asked 🙄👀 pic.twitter.com/468yy7Do8t
— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) May 17, 2021
No child this small believes themselves to be transgender (or any gender, really), which means it’s the parents who have some very serious issues. https://t.co/cOQkrK9nA3
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) May 16, 2021
“Serious issues” is putting it mildly.
@BetterPhetasy pic.twitter.com/3fXxhT6iGX
— Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy) May 16, 2021
God. Send the meteors. We’re done here.
— Tim (@JuggRnat) May 16, 2021
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