'Did ABC News write this tweet?' Something's not quite right with People's tweet about a celebrity kiss on the 'cheek'

We don’t normally go for the celebrity gossip-y stuff around here, but we couldn’t resist making an exception for this hot ‘n juicy scoop from People on actor David Harbour giving singer Lily Allen a peck on her “cheek”:

Stranger Things Star David Harbour Kisses Singer Lily Allen's Cheek While Out in N.Y.C. https://t.co/7CmBhgrVWu

— People (@people) October 14, 2019

Something about that description doesn’t seem quite right …

Did… did ABC News write this tweet? pic.twitter.com/5EiJrYuGKf

— sharia board ??‍♂️?? (@SirajAHashmi) October 14, 2019

Heh.

ummmm….cheek?

— Alan Smithee Production (@B_U_B_B_A_1) October 14, 2019

That does not look like a cheek.

— Cheesewiz (@Cheesewiz13) October 14, 2019

That’s not her cheek https://t.co/oQ8ySkEyVn

— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) October 14, 2019

Ummmm, he missed?!?!?!

— Rod (@creolerod68) October 14, 2019

Now, to be fair, People’s article does contain a photo of Harbour smooching Allen on her actual face-cheek:

Cheek pic.twitter.com/mxxLo3JkhH

— Jeff Smith (@JeffTheSmith) October 14, 2019

But the fact that People chose the description they chose for the particular photo they went with suggests that some remedial education might still be in order.

Someone failed human anatomy in high school

— Marcus Brorelius (@some_wise_guy) October 14, 2019