'Nightmare material': We guarantee you've never seen a pregnancy diagram quite like this [pic]

And now, for something completely different. No, seriously. This is completely different from anything we’ve ever seen:

Is that diagram… accurate?? pic.twitter.com/D5bTEh6F0f

— Mark Lisseman (@marklisseman) April 29, 2019

We want to look away, and yet … we cannot.

pic.twitter.com/KoQDUNLxgx

— John Ix will buy you an Ice Cream (@FrogAlaPeche) April 29, 2019

For Mrs Tickle, yes. ? pic.twitter.com/sqUuH0M3m9

— peter james needham (@pjneedham40) April 29, 2019

Is Mr tickle the father? pic.twitter.com/pzCKkmvHNL

— mark helms (@pompey657mark) April 29, 2019

At Chernobyl, yes.

— Forrest Aguirre (@ForrestAguirre) April 29, 2019

It's called the fatal position, Mark.

— #terroristgoesnative (@notneruda) April 29, 2019

This woman appears to be occupied.

— simon evans (@TheSimonEvans) April 29, 2019

It looks like it’s driving her.

— Paul Fanning (@trivet1806) April 29, 2019

Baby looks like it'll walk out of there and straight into a high powered office job

— Natalie Booth ? (@nat_1983) April 29, 2019

Nightmare material.

— Mr.Weatherbee (@WeatherbeeMr) April 29, 2019

This explains the size of my thighs while pregnant.

— hilary cockshaw (@hilaryjane76) April 29, 2019

I hope she can dilate as wide as her arm is long to birth the fully functioning toddler she’s got growing down her thighs ?!!!

— Lisa Williams (@welshcakes) April 29, 2019

Yes. At full term the baby’s legs will be longer and will start to bend round following the curve of its mothers knees. By this stage the baby’s head will occupy her throat. All very normal.

— Rose Roche (@roche_rose) April 29, 2019

The women I feel most sorry for are those who carry twins. One down each leg.

— Rose Roche (@roche_rose) April 29, 2019

That baby is overdone, it’s about four years old .

— Dazz (@DazzDzatron) April 29, 2019

My god the heartburn ?

— Pidders (@CountessPidders) April 29, 2019

it was accurate in the early 80’s when it was published but babies mostly stopped playing keyboards after the new romantic thing went out of fashion. They play bass these days

— Kresy-Siberia (@KresySiberia) April 29, 2019

The time for the birthing precedes the time of the reaping https://t.co/sSF3rZ8iCk

— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) April 29, 2019

Eventually the baby will consume the entire body of its abnormally long armed host. https://t.co/YgdKLtcz0Z

— David Edward ? (@_David_Edward) April 29, 2019

The longer you look at this monstrosity, the more errors you see.

Who illustrated this? Name names. https://t.co/icsLFNyrjb

— RBe (@RBPundit) April 29, 2019

Apparently artist @getbentsaggy is the man responsible for your impending psychological scars:

pic.twitter.com/EueMZ8NoP9

— Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) March 1, 2019

So please direct your thank-you cards to him.

Thankfully, it all turned out well. pic.twitter.com/LFCLrO9EEr

— JoMac1892 (@JoMac1892) April 29, 2019

Everyone loves a happy ending.